KateTheDate

[katethegreatdate]

More my photos ->

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

SHE DOES NOW

[randompalegirl]

[katethegreatdate]

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#MusicalMonday - The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

[gigisuperior]

Out here doing gods work tbh

[bexlv-deactivated20170321]

ATTN Falsettos Lovers!!

I still have two unsigned Falsettos playbills for 10$ each! I can have them packed up and shipped next day at the latest. 

Message me for details.

[unclefather]

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[the-night-writer1]

it only took 3 minutes

[sodapops-station]

Ok does this really work–

[stebbii-deactivated20170610]

i swear if this works-

[deactivatedacclol-deactivated20]

THIS WORK WHAT IS GOING ON

[fazfuck-entertainment]

I CALL BULLSHIT!

[hopesucker-blog]

UH OK

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

hmmm…

[lo-brokeit]

I call bullshit

[pineapplecatuniverse]

If you’re there say hi

[small-ham-man-deactivated202005]

i dont believe it

[katethegreatdate]

This won't work I bet

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[katethegreatdate]

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Even though working in a hotel lobby has ruined Christmas Music for me, I couldn't resist doing Silent Night for this week's #MusicalMonday!

[katethegreatdate]

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Posting my first original song for this #musicalmonday! Disclaimer before you watch: I wrote this song years ago so don't bother trying to figured out and guess who it's about, because you won't get it. Also, sorry for the foul language.

[dijetedrago]

me, a sensitive and very emotional person who cries easily and can’t take any criticism: i wanna fight someone

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[angelic-upstarts]

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[involuntaryorange]

Bringing this back. I think this video could singlehandedly bring about world peace.

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

yes must reblog again. unmute this. it makes me so happy. i’m crying! there’s one with a rubber ducky on his head! and another one juggling!! pass me a tissue sobs

edited to add: here’s the full video in HD thanks to involuntaryorange

[anartificialaspidistra-blog]

Oh my god there is a slurping noise when the one is eating spaghetti instead of playing!!!!!!!!!!

[kate2kat]

One is playing a broom instead of a guitar!

Bookmarked on YouTube for whenever I need it. (There’s a 10-hour loop as well.)

[crazypatchofpetunias]

@cecilia-lux here are happy cats for you

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[katethegreatdate]

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#musicalmonday 10/10/16 Someone Like You by Adele

[katethegreatdate]

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🎼 Anddddd it's already time for another #musicalmonday!! 🎤 ~ Count On Me by Bruno Mars ~ (at Altamonte Springs, Florida)