Katherine Cowell

I'm a freelance comedy writer in Los Angeles. This is a place where I make jokes, and stuff, and things.

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DUSTING OFF MY OLD RESUME

AFTER MY FRIENDS LOOK OVER IT

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Happy Father’s Day :D

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Raging waters--vampires love it!

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Sir David Attenborough: Knight, naturalist, harasser of sloths.

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This hilarious drunk animal enthusiast brightened made biology class awesome! Cheers, Sir A!

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Love how the yellow line goes to Chinatown and Little Tokyo. You can navigate LA using power rangers logic!

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"If you are observed leaving trash on the metro, your feet may be taken as payment."

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This is clearly bullshit. Pharrell is 21. Right?!?!???

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I'm not sure which is less likely--that they think this cleaners business is plausibly fancy, or that they're just being sarcastic.

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It's a picture....of a doll....

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Episode one of a web series I decided to make one day. There was only ever one episode. 

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Kafka's Joke Book, John McNamee

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Nothing after Albert’s inexplicable transformation. Every breath was agony.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

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If the system has no place for you, and you’re forced to live on its fringes teetering between poverty and anarchy… you may be a redneck.

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What’s black and white and red all over?

The prisoners in the penal colony. The sun was especially brutal that day, and the warden had taken their roofs as punishment for an unnamed crime.

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And by school we mean cardboard box. And by Jewish, we mean child from another dimension. 

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Reasons for Eating Another Piece of Pizza

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It's not just me who suffers from my multiple personality disorder. My other personalities--Allison, Dr. Sadeep, Dr. Munson, Nurse Drew, Night Nurse Ralph and Dr. Carlson--suffer too. 

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Obviously, my ears are racist.

Exactly what I expected this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbM1l_BoI) to look like: 

Exactly what I expected this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKyBcCDOB4) to look like:

Shame on you, ears. 

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Thanks for the tip Pepsi. 

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Hahahahaha