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@kathummels-blog
You’d think that being on a world tour would eliminate my need to celebrate Labor Day, but in the world of Katrina Hummel, no occasion is too small to have an obligatory red clay, coconut oil, and blueberry face mask in celebration. Personally, I’m getting very used to my bus-mattress and now that I’ve got a memory foam pillow, I think I’m very comfortable. Movie night in my bunk, anyone?
Okay, I don’t want to be gross, but I have a massive bug bite on my thigh. Like, it hurts to sit down level bug bite and is the actual size of my palm. It’s hot, and it’s hard, and I don’t like anything with those descriptors because it sounds like a porno. TLDR; does anybody have any Benedryl with them? Or can someone kill the massive alien thing that’s decided to make a snack out of me?
text ✉️ rachel + open
RACH: I’ve been rather stressed out lately. I’ve got Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime.
RACH: Please share your favorite shows. Documentaries and movies are allowed, too!
RACH: I’ll even throw in a free movie night with yours truly, but only if you provide the cheap wine. I’ll provide the heavily buttered popcorn, pretzels, and hummus.
RACH: And maybe you could hug me or something, too.
KAT: What are you in the mood for? Something with substance? Something just to make you laugh?
KAT: I'm always going to nominate Queer Eye, but you might cry. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is fantastic for a comedy show. If you're into something with a little more drama and high fashion, Gossip Girl is the way to go.
[...]
KAT: You don't have to buy me off to hang out with you, btw. I'll chip in for movie night.
TEXTS || Kam
SAM: !!!
SAM: DUDE TOTALY! WHAT DO YOU WANNA WORK OUT? LEGS ARMS BACK SHOULDERS?
KAT: I want to be... less Pillsbury Dough-Girl and more femme fatale? Think you could help with that?
TEXTS || PUCKAT
NORAH: Nevermind
NORAH: Weirdly my mind went to Marina and the Diamonds. Maybe you've rubbed off on me.
[...]
NORAH: No it's cool.
NORAH: I don't need him front and center or anything. He's already accidentally caused those headlines and all.
[...]
NORAH: It's already gonna be hard to sing that song when I know he's there anyways
KAT: I'm not a heartbreaker, and I don't know how to be one.
[...]
KAT: I could help.
TEXTS || PUCKAT
NORAH: Don't get me wrong I love Quinn but uh idk if we ever were good for each other lol
NORAH: Yeah well I don't think you're alone there.
[...]
NORAH: Oh. Well...thanks.
NORAH: Sabrina doesn't seem to want me to forgive him lol. Something about how she won't give him good seats or whatever.
KAT: I can't really answer that for you.
KAT: Wonderful. Paging Sgt. Pepper.
[...]
KAT: Do you want me to talk to Sabrina?
TEXTS || OPEN
KAT: I have to ask you a question, and I'm going to tell you that you're going to judge me for it.
KAT: However, I'm asking that you please still love me for the queen that I am.
SAM: nah id nver judge u kat. fire away!
KAT: Do you think... you could help me with a workout?
TEXTS || KITTYKAT
KITTY: ...She and WHO?????
KITTY: You’re KIDDING me
KITTY: GOD
KITTY: I don’t know, I’m pretty hard to deal with. I wouldn’t blame her. And I can barely speak around her anyways.
KITTY: Why don’t I match you up instead? I’m not ready.
KAT: You... didn't know.
KAT: Oh my god.
KAT: Please don't say anything to her?
TEXTS || PUCKAT
NORAH: Idk if I'd call me and Q the best for each other lol
NORAH: You? Please, shortie. Of everyone I know you would literally be the least happy in the closet.
NORAH: Everyone sounds pathetic time to time so I wouldn't beat myself up about it if I were you.
NORAH: Because admitting feelings is scary? Having feelings is scary?
[...]
NORAH: Kat, me even admitting how much I've missed my dad is hard. He called me over a year ago and it took me months to even make myself meet up with him.
NORAH: I can't imagine what it would be like telling someone I had more than friendly feelings for them.
KAT: Best for you at the time.
KAT: I can't imagine being less happy with my love life than I am now.
[...]
KAT: But you're being so brave, and I'm really proud of you for opening up your heart to him.
TEXTS || KATBRINA
SABRINA: Let's be real, her and Marley both are too nice for fame. It's my job to try and protect them.
[...]
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SABRINA: I think you're too good for me.
SABRINA: Water is a must, if you can't show off the bikini bod then what's the point?
SABRINA: I've never been on one either.
SABRINA: Cookie dough.
SABRINA: Flying or driving?
KAT: Better you than me.
[...]
KAT: You sound like Norah, and I don't like it.
[...]
KAT: I think it's more that the water is a source of peace and inspiration and serenity, but sure. Bikini bods.
KAT: That's surprising.
KAT: Depends on where I am and where I'm going.
KAT: What would be your death row meal?
dancingwithjackie:
Damn, I’m a little jealous he got to enjoy this meal because it does sound delicious. I’d kill for a good homecooked meal right about now.
I get that, though I don’t think it would be hard for you to nab one of those either if you really wanted to.
I’m home, and I’ll cook for you if you want.
Well, we’re still trying and failing. Are your romantic prospects any better?
TEXTS || OPEN
JACKIE: I don't plan on judging you, but the fact that you think I might has got me intrigued.
KAT: Are tutus... Comfortable?
TEXTS || KATBRINA
SABRINA: She doesn't like secrets. Something I can't relate to.
SABRINA: I wish you could, too, Kat.
[...]
SABRINA: Contrary to what my past and probably present, might suggest, I'd be a one woman kind of gal in this scenario. Especially if I was able to bag you.
SABRINA: Somewhere people won't know who I am or bother me about what I've done. I'd want land, but not too much because ew work. Drivable to a city so I won't be get cabin fever. Maybe upstate New York. Ideally I'd like to travel for a while before having to settle down.
SABRINA: What's the worst date you've ever been on?
KAT: She's in the wrong business if that's the case. I don't know how I could possibly be of any assistance, but if you think of something, let me know.
KAT: Thanks, Sabrina. That means a lot.
[...]
KAT: Do you think you're not able to bag me? Because I think otherwise.
KAT: That sounds nice. I think I'd want to be driving distance from a big city but not actually live in it. I'd want to be somewhere near the water, too.
[...]
KAT: I don't think I've ever been on a date.
KAT: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
TEXTS || KATBRINA
SABRINA: Pretty sure Sam's getting ready to tell the whole fucking world anyway. PR's going to be a nightmare, I need to warn Santana.
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SABRINA: I didn't mean to get that deep, sorry.. but I hope you don't live in a world of 'what if's' about it, I know how much that can mess with your head.
SABRINA: As much as I don't believe in marriage... you.
[...]
SABRINA: What's your favorite color?
KAT: Why do you say that? It's not exactly a scenario that paints her in a positive light, either.
[...]
KAT: You didn't. I went to that place I shouldn't have gone to. I just wish I could ask for her advice all of the time, and I can't. Especially now.
[...]
KAT: Well, obviously. For one, I'm the only person on tour who could possibly pull together a wedding in that short of notice, and so long as I was adequately entertained, I'd probably let you have a side piece.
KAT: Although, it would help if the side piece was Hayley Kiyoko.
[...]
KAT: My favorite color is glitter.
KAT: Where do you want to live when all of this is said and done?
TEXTS || PUCKAT
NORAH: ...I didn’t realize. I’m sorry.
NORAH: It’s gonna be hard since not everyone wants out.
NORAH: That’s definitely not true.
NORAH: Have you ever thought someone might like you and just be scared shitless about saying something???
NORAH: Not everyone is as brave as you
KAT: There's literally no need for you to apologize, as much as I appreciate it. You were doing what was best for you at the time. I'll get over it.
KAT: No, and the more I think about it, the more I wonder if I was better off in the closet being someone's secret fling.
KAT: I'm not, obviously, but it sure would give me a better track record than what I've thought.
KAT: I sound so pathetic.
KAT: Why would anybody be scared of telling me that? It's not like I'm throwing myself at the wrong people since I'm starved for any kind of affection, or anything.
TEXTS || KITTYKAT
KITTY: I know I know, but it’s hard planning for something your whole life only for it to not happen.
KITTY: I know, I know. Q isn’t open to everyone about it but I know she’s...not straight or whatever. But like...I don’t want her to know either. It’s like her thing, not mine.
KITTY: I saw Rachel’s dad’s all the time and didn’t have a problem. It’s just ME being gay that I don’t like or understand
KITTY: I don’t know, Kat.
KITTY: There’s a girl I like, but I don’t think she’s interested. And I don’t know what I’d do if she was.
KAT: I know the feeling.
KAT: Well, I feel stupid. Obviously she's not, she and Norah had a thing a while back.
[...]
KAT: Sorry. I know that's your cousin. It's not exactly a secret. Please forget I said that.
KAT: It's okay. You don't have to like it or understand it yet. You've acknowledged that you are, which is the first big step. The rest will come in time.
KAT: ...Well, let me first say that this girl must be crazy if she's not interested.
KAT: Let me secondly say that I'm wonderful at playing matchmaker.
KAT: And let me thirdly say that I need to live vicariously through someone since my love life is in absolute shambles.
TEXTS || KATBRINA
SABRINA: Fuck, no, not like that. I mean, I probably could have tried to pay for... I mostly paid her to spend time with me. Because I felt lonely. This stays between us, I don't know who she's planning on spilling details to, but she danced. /Danced/.
SABRINA: Being a natural ginger.
SABRINA: What's something about your past you wish you could undo?
KAT: I see.
KAT [UNSENT]: Today's just the day of Let's Tell Kat All The Secrets isn't it
KAT: Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
[...]
KAT: This is going to sound stupid, but the day my mom passed. I'd try and stop her from getting into the car. I'm grateful for how close with Marley and Millie I've become as a result of it, but that could have happened without her death.
[...]
KAT: If you were left ten thousand dollars by a rich relative, but the clause was that you had to marry someone in order to get it, who from tour would you pick?