Let's get slutty

[huffylemon]

???

[trapny]

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

[winslowat3am]

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

[larvitarr]

im on it

[villanelleastankova]

Kacey Retweeting this is why she deserved album of the year

[ignorethepineapples]

me and the girlies watching the government collapse

[skeletal-fish]

kind of a dick move of the queen to stay alive through all this. where's her sense for comedic effect

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

A Very Small Dog, Jamie Wyeth (1980)

[toastbutteregg]

wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

[valtsv]

and for my next trick i will release the beast

[guerrillatech]

[eternal-dannation]

i loved this one

[eternal-dannation]

this post is finally getting notes which is good because i worked fucking hard on this

[toxictower]

[bonerfart]

mum: “do your homework!”

me:

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s