This, that, and the other

Yo homies. I'm Tess, I'm 30, and I'll be your tour guide today

[sherdnerd]

The most accurate thing about Star Trek is starfleet captains' penchant for dramatic speeches about humanity and hope. Turns out astronauts are actually just like that.

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

[extraaa-30]

in the car to shane's cottage, ilya says he's glad to be there but also "terrified, yes?" with this undercurrent that they're getting so much closer and ilya is scared to death about it. this is new and he wants it so bad and he's in love with shane and he doesn't know how shane feels- of course he's terrified.

but shane responds, "did anyone recognize you, at the airport or anything?" then goes to reassure ilya that "the cottage is super private so we don't need to worry about anything." because now that he's accepted the reality that he's gay and in love, his biggest fear is not rejection, it's being outed.

he hears that ilya is terrified and doesn't think for even a second that he could be scared of how shane feels (isn't it obvious? he feels love and he is committed, like soulmates doesn't even begin to cover it) no, he assumes ilya is scared of being discovered, like he is. and so he tries to assuage those fears.

but ilya has been at peace with his sexuality for a lot longer than shane. what he is not used to is the idea of being loved, by someone who sees him and stays

[strawlessandbraless]

Boys will be boys

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[kurai-hono-blog]

This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.

[the-august-one]

TBR. If I can remember…

[heatedrivalryz]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) 1.05 | I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING

[fairycosmos]

this can not continue divas

[extra-banana]

I love when people play with the idea of Ilya finally getting unconditional motherly love again through Yuna. I LOVE IT!

But David gives Ilya a dad for the first time. Not just a father. Not just a man of the house. He has a DAD.

I'm sure their relationship is a little awkward at first, but David actually wants to talk about cars with Ilya. They stand in Ilya's garage, both in that dad stance, feet shoulder width apart, arms cross or hands on hips, talking and pointing and just being dudes.

Of course Yuna and Shane are like "they've been out there for two hours is there really that much to talk about?"

Cut to David and Ilya with the hoods open pointing at engine compartments and saying words Yuna and Shane think are in a different language

[therozanov]

[shilyas]

02.13.2001 🎉 Happy Birthday, Hudson Williams!

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[karmacharmeleon18]

Underrated ep 5 moment:

Yuna can't stop looking at the tv, wondering what this moment might mean for the hockey world

David looks at Shane... wondering what this moment might mean for his son?

[hrgifs]

Oh, I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years.

[aslongasitsblack]

god when they go to the stupid fucking gay ass cottage and ilya wrestles shane onto his bed and pins him down with both hands on both wrists with his whole body weight strong arms flexing and shane tries to fight back not because he actually wants ilya to release him but because he wants to feel how ilya is fully holding him down and ilya knows this so he pushes back and adjusts his grip just slightly as if to say im not letting you go and the whole time shane has this face splitting grin on his face and he makes that little hmm sound when ilya says “after all these years” and he actually physically melts into the bed sheets when ilya finally kisses him on the jaw and down the neck i know he felt like he was actually in heaven

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[finelytaylored]

he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY