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[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[enki2]

[prole-log]

[larnax]

[ id: two photos captioned ""We are more alike than we are unalike." - Maya Angelou"

the first is a photo of an indigenous amazonian man from an uncontacted tribe shooting at a camera drone with a bow and arrow. the second is a photo of an australian couple throwing beer bottles at a camera drone as it flies over their yard.

/ end id ]

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

STOP WATCHING ME IS BURRIED DEEEP DEEP DEEEPIN OUR EVOLUTION

[mysharona1987]

I wish this was my job.

[mysharona1987]

I mean, “Emily” is a nice enough name for a girl.

There, I just earned $1000.

[icedsilver]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[lunar-pantheon]

artistic rendition

i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad

[lunar-pantheon]

btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism

he looked almost regal in a florida man way

[lunar-pantheon]

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

[a-wild-haggis]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A traveling salesman’s car breaks down way out in farm country late in the evening. 

Luckily he’s not too far from a quaint little farmhouse, so he goes and knocks on the door. The farmer and his wife answer the door, quite sympathetic to the salesman’s plight.

They let him use their phone to call a tow company. Unfortunately the truck couldn’t come out until morning, so the couple offer to let him stay with them overnight. They don’t have a guest room, but their bed is large enough to fit three comfortably, so the salesman accepts gratefully.

A couple hours after going to bed, the wife turns to the salesman and whispers, “I want you!”

He answers, “But your husband is right there!”

She replies, “Pluck a hair from his butt. If he doesn’t wake up, we can do it.”

He plucks a hair; the farmer doesn’t stir, and they quietly have sex.

A couple hours later, she says “I want you again!”

He plucks another hair from the farmer’s butt, getting no reaction, so they have sex again.

Another couple hours later, she says, “I want you one last time before you go!”

And as the salesman reaches to pluck a hair, the farmer tiredly says, “Look, man, I don’t mind if you do my wife, but could you please stop using my ass as a scoreboard?”

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[a-book-of-creatures]

Finally an actual good use of cryptozoology.

[sightofsea]

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

[official-penis-posts]

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

[osha-official-the-sequel]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

we have 22 hours left this year to reblog this image as much as possible

[jadedaceofspades]

US SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE IS CHANGING ITS NUMBER

Taking effect July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will change from 800-273-8255 to the three digit code of 988. Especially with families and communities reeling from back to back tragedies, it is super important to share this information!

Repeat: Starting July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will be 988

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