Consulting Romulan

elexica on Ao3 | Previously rock-out-with-your-Spock-out | age 28 | any pronouns are fine | Lawyer, but nothing on this blog constitutes legal advice, obviously

[rockoutwithyour-spockout]

is this anything

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[robynochs]

Yesterday was Boston Pride. This amazing human designed this costume, which I believe weighs 18 pounds and wore it all day long. He ended up leading the bi+ contingent which was organized by the Bisexual Resource Center. Everybody looked great!

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[milletude]

[arturer]

transformers fanfiction all written in the tone and cadence of a car manual

[primus-why]

All I cam imagine is the voice from these How It's Made segments

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[aureallegories]

Took my Hound blokee out to play in the sand

[shaneofaragon]

ilya voice (barely holding back tears) primadonna girl………,,…,.., yeah

[achillesinhighheels]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[ivytea]

requiem for vanished birdsong

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[agreeing]

[bluegiragi]

some poolside fun ❤️

nsfw on patreon

[orangcs]

kyoya’s reluctant day out!

[bambicest]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever