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Jules |22 | INTP |

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ginger-ale-official]

A fucking nightmare this is

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

I hate flirting. I find it humiliating. Act normal and I will decide if I find you sexy... none of these theatrics and tricks... none of this treacherousness...

[websitevisitor]

every time theres a fly in my house i feel like that episode of breaking bad

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[rhymingwithpurple]

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

[anxietyproblem]

[quilfish-swan]

luffy’s most interesting combination of traits is selfish + compassionate. they’re not opposites, and he is both, completely. he only ever does what he wants, no one can make him do anything he doesn’t want to; he’s a pirate because he doesn’t want anyone telling him what to do, ever. and yet, he cares about people so much that when he comes across corruption and people hurting and in need of help, he helps them, because wants to, so he does. his crew calls him selfish and he just laughs because it’s true.

[bakuraryxu]

#big Taurus energy

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[coolxatu]

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

[coolxatu]

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[holdtightposts]

Tom Nook and Isabelle.

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[mitsumu]

whatever

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

[onlycosmere]

The Stormlight Archive: Secret History

(video by nathanthecatlady)

[everythingfox]

Unmute to add 10 years to your life