loud noises.

kaity. aspiring international journalist. love fashion, glee, harry potter, photography, bravo tv shows, reality talent competitions, british television, among many other things. opinions about everything. talk to me whenever you want. i have no life.

[donnajosh]

[donnajosh]

Because it’s something we pass on. Something with a history so we can say, “My father gave this to me. His father gave it to him, and now I’m giving it to you.”

[littlemixonline]

Little Mix - Woman Like Me (Official Video) ft. Nicki Minaj

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[samsfenders]

Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

[ten-oreos]

[greatmortality]

doctor: you have 8 minutes and 14 seconds to live

me:

[bottom4lana]

[trapcard]

This show is making me SCREAM??? 

[theweirdwideweb]

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

[racefaker]

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

[the-lemon-is-in-play]

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

[cuntsciousness]

put down the brandy, you’re not kevin spacey, you’re ZACH

[yelverton]

step one: get him in a leg lock

[anthonybrxdgerton]

[brodinsons]

#I can’t believe they improvised……this entire scene……..TWELVE VOLUMES [X]

[clarz]

how i wanna push every member of one direction onto the ground, in specific and unnerving detail

harry: i walk up to him, furiously and with purpose. he is probably in the middle of telling a long, meandering, and ultimately disappointing story to yet another person who will end up falling in love with him anyway. he’s decked out in full gucci. i put both of my hands directly on his chest and PUSH him, firmly and directly, into a very wet and very deep puddle of mud. i help him up and wipe him off with more of his gucci, which i brought from his house expressly for this purpose, then slap him softly but definitively on the cheek and walk away.

niall: he is standing with both arms raised above his head, either cheering for some sporting event or holding a beer and making a particularly enthusiastic toast. i come running at him, full tilt, from AT LEAST 50 feet away, and barrel into him in some kind of tackle-hug hybrid, right as he’s mid-laugh. he’s warm and my arms are around him and i just lie there on the floor on top of him while he laughs.

louis: he skateboards by me, probably shouting something incomprehensible at someone very far away. i trip him with a stick. he falls over. he doubles back around to scream obscenities at me. it’s honestly the greatest thing that’s ever happened.

liam: i have cajoled/bullied him into carrying me around on his back all day. he is hauling me good-naturedly through the grocery store when i spot a particularly good-looking peach. instead of asking liam to stop, i try to pull a drive-by and lean out to grab it as we pass. i lean out too far, unbalancing liam, and he, the peaches, and me all fall to the floor in a heap. the heap, collectively, smells very good and tastes very sweet.

zayn: i sock him in the face, there’s nothing else to do. he’s standing there looking like he’s in a broody gq photoshoot, even though he is actually stood in the middle of a fluorescently-lit low-end department store aisle, and i run past him and punch him square in the jaw. my hand hurts. he doesn’t even fall down, just mumbles “ow” in his bradford accent and continues to look beautiful. i am livid.

[pine-and-cavill]

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

[mamalazzer]

He’s playing this game right

[graceebooks]

take their money take their homes

[lena-luthor]

Fangirl Challenge: [2/?] Actors » Bob Morley

So my puppy has eaten all my glasses. I cannot see, but soon I will and that cute puppy will get a solid kiss xx can’t be mad at her :( dam!

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]