You met me at a very strange time in my life

Kat. 22. She/her. Aries. I have a cat named Potato but no potatoes named Cat.

[sasvkeliker]

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

[sasvkeliker]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that

[hydro-homies]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[offical-potato]

[cadaverofdays]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[pickledgayswithadashofsalt]

Why did I laugh this hard.

[long-ago-1234567890]

[long-ago-1234567890]

[marsixm]

[s4d801]

[jabbawonker]

[internet-sentences]

[pyomorphic]

I hope both of hillary clinton’s kidneys fail at the same time

[nogf]

Dope until she crowdsources replacing them both and millions of milquetoast white people apply to it with hunger games ‘I volunteer’ gifs on Twitter for three weeks

[pyomorphic]

please don’t make me think about this

[numberonehomiesexual]

The first time I read this I read it as Hillary Duff not Hillary Clinton and I rly wondered what fucking beef op had with Lizzie Mcguire

[scoutsmoocrew]

Breaking news: dogs are stealing shepherds’ jobs ????

[bonefarm]

Pay him.

[mad-hare]

You need to hire a HUMAN to sit with your goats 24 hours a day and fist fight any coyotes that threaten them

[canisitsnotlupus]

this is so funny.

[sitta-pusilla]

List of jobs dogs have stolen from me:

Sniffing drugs

Sniffing bombs

Pulling a sled over snow

Chasing geese at airports

Startling birds so they fly and another human can shoot them

Retrieving shot birds after they land on the ground

Chasing raccoons up trees

Biting people

Shouting at people so they go away

Jumping through hoops

Visiting hospitals so patients can caress me and be cheered by my presence

Public nudity

Eating food that falls on the floor

Shepherding

[creaturey]

“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”

[thetherealfelix]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[kitty]

[heckifiknowcomics]

[gunpla]

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

[sweetener]