i'm not arguing that with you

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

[princessrhcenyra]

ASHLEY GRAHAM BY LACHLAN BAILEY VOGUE PARIS NOVEMBER 2018 

[frogmp3]

every time one of you gay people reblog this i have to think about it for the next two weeks

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

@ritafuckinghayworth

[epiphanies]

Unsurprisingly, Evans blows off discussion of his own goodness. “The characters I play do a lot of that heavy lifting. If people knew me — I’m just an asshole.”

[tesb]

In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[barbidreamdumpster-deactivated2]

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

[bidyke]

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

[dragons-quill]

As an ace person, I concur.

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

We wouldn't last two days without her! - Ron Weasley

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[the-bluespirit]

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[classics-suggestion]

No It Isn’t

[subjuggulation]

it is if your son isn’t an idiot

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[namtan]

[neverlandiswheremyheartis]

“And then there’s Sansa. Sansa Stark who named her deadly, killer direwolf Lady. And she trained her to be gentle, and quiet, and sweet and loving. And then what happens? The Baratheons have her killed. So now Sansa is so alone, having lost her family, her home and her lady. But she is the exact opposite of what her father said would happen to wolves who end up alone. (…) So she takes the strength and poise of a lady, and turns it into something deadly and defensive as a direwolf’s fangs and claws. She knows she is alone, and that no one is coming for her, so she adapts. She plays the game, she keeps her mouth shut, she stays alive. 

Because the best way to hide a wolf, to keep people feeling safe, is to make them think it’s just a well trained dog”

[liverpoolrules]

Humble and penitent be damned. Hidden and patient, that will be my motto

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

Logan + kissing Veronica softly on the head throughout the years

[namjoonddaeng]

no one:

absolutely no one:

writers in 2019: