Hey, Bro.

I am KaT. This is things I like. 🕸

[fuks]

[salty-red-mage]

[captainfaygeleh]

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

[matchgirl42]

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one.  I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

[rebelmeg]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[ribberart-blog]

https://gfycat.com/SlimAdventurousAmericanshorthair

A majestic untamed wild banana 

[animals-riding-animals]

sawfly larva riding newt

[gomalemo]

Snail Dragon

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[radioactivepeasant]

IT GOT BETTER

[squidtoons]

Slingjaw wrasse (Epibulus insidiator)

The slingjaw wrasse exhibits the highest degree of jaw protrusion ever described (65% of head length) in any fish. Using its jaws, it produces a powerful suction used to feed on fishes and small crustaceans in shallow coral reef habitats. 

Video taken by Wainwright Laboratory at UC Davis. 

Keep reading

[foxthebeekeeper]

Tiny unidentified solitary bee/wasp nest on a stalk of flowering lavender. Perfectly round. Perfectly adorable.

[disgustingplants]

I appreciate your devotion to the solitary lifestyle… however with all real estate the most important thing is location location location.

[sea-nerd-adventures]

SUPER COOL INVERT SHENANIGANS

Sea urchins have modified mouth parts on the underside of their bodies called an Aristotle’s lantern. The lantern is made up of tooth-like plates that scrape up bits of food like algae, as seen here.

We specifically don’t scrub the algae in this habitat for the urchins, and I see them on the walls all the time, presumably getting a tasty meal. But I had never seen it in action before last week! Invertebrates are such cool little aliens!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I will always share videos of sea urchins eating, because I love the sudden appearance of shiny white tiny vampire teeth. 

Here’s a diagram of the Aristotle’s lantern structure, if you’re curious what it looks like under all the prickles. 

[savleighm]

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[turnfreebaby]

tis the season

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

he shlorp

[dimetrodone]

He just obliterated those worms out of existence 

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY

[iguanamouth]

idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

[mooonjellies]

Joe Chowaniec