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martinmcdonagh

Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels (2000)

championofkronos

I made dis

pupperluv

hmpygssy

wigshewrote

3:25 AM

darling-with-no-problems

let-fred-live

mmm spiky crunch

perhapsarat

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

marauders4evr

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

yaneela

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

perhapsarat

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

infiniteglitterfall

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

carolxdanvers

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

nest-deactivated20181209

my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his living room and joanna newsom was playing lightly over the speakers and there were a lot of potted orchids everywhere and there was a large bronze male nude in the dining room that i could see from where i was sitting in the living room. eventually he came downstairs and sat at the other end of the sofa from me and started eating a large tupperware container of watermelon and he was like “listen, i’m trying to get this thing off the ground, like, some new gay slang. ive started saying ‘imagine’ whenever something is really weird or funny. do you think you could start using it?” and i was like “……ok” and eventually he finished his watermelon and wordlessly offered the container of watermelon juice to me and i was like “no thanks” and he was like “sorry, thought you seemed like the type of guy to drink the juice after you finished the watermelon” and then he said he had to go to a miz cracker show and asked me to leave. we did not fuck.

bendelacremme

SASHA!!!!!

novelconcepts

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

int0themidnightsun

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

jaxgreen

This is really important.

uwiguwi

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

uwiguwi

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

goodluckrob-deactivated20221110

Need this.

mindyourbusinessitsfree

Of course

sauvamente

It worked tho

ourblackisgold-deactivated20191

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

sauvamente

ENERGY

deux-pour-chagrin-blog

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

lilybeth666-blog

Positive vibes!!!!!

realtrashwitch

hallucin8

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

lo-kaia

Thanks I hate it

fifty-shadesofgay

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

ruffboi-mags

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

taviacw

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

inquisiton-deactivated20190914

transannabeth

i know when people talk about the musical chicago they don’t mean trina’s one woman show from victorious…. they’re talking about all that jazz and cell block tango and roxie…… but my brain……. you say chicago…..chicago….. its a city thats exciting its a city thats inviting its a city for a woman just like me

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD