All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
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All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
I'm number 32557701, no wait, I'm 85462771, oh sorry, it's number 7
I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.
i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention
Watch me incorporate Kara and Dick’s terrible date into every goofy SuperFam comic from now on. (Kidding. Mostly. Maybe. We’ll see. XD) Also I started this comic about three weeks ago, so Kelex-as-gaming-console actually being canon is a fun coincidence! :D
Alexander Pennington here with the facts that hurt
So earlier this week Amazon offered $100k to Seattle Pride to help fund the Pride parade but they wanted:
Featuring Amazon’s logo prominently along the parade route
Ensuring that logo would be first and larger than other corporate partners on promotional materials
Allowing an Amazon leader to make remarks at the parade
And naming the event “Seattle Pride Presented By Amazon”
They wanted to name it after them, y'all. I just...I canNOT with that.
Seattle Pride told them no, and cut ties with them. Also:
Ahead of this year’s parade scheduled for June, Seattle Pride is requiring all corporate partners to participate in a diversity, equity and inclusion survey and evaluation process. That process is part of a larger movement around the country to prevent corporations from making what Seattle Pride described as “token gestures,” rather than actively supporting members of the LGBTQIA+ community.
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Kudos to Seattle Pride. They know what they're doing.
I think I should be allowed to commit one (1) murder. as a Christmas treat
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
THESE ARE GOLDEN
THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG
@turtrussel
How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?
Oh dear me
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]
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this might be my favorite picture of all time
This guy serenades a baby donkey
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Colors & Their Magickal Associations
Be it a satchel with herbs and crystals or candles for a simple spell, color has meaning and aid in our spell work. Here are basic colors and some of their meanings, along with some herbs/flowers/plants/etc associated with those properties. ♡ Black - Banishing: Cayenne, Clove, Dragon’s Blood, Feverfew, Garlic, Hot Pepper, Mugwort, Rosemary, Wormwood. - Binding: Dill, Hydrangea, Ivy, Knotweed, Licorice Root, Morning Glory. - Protection: Anise, Angelica, Bay, Basil, Cedar, Cinnamon, Cumin, Fennel, Leek, Pennyroyal, Rice. ♡ Blue - Healing: Allspice, Bay, Cedar, Cypress, Juniper, Mugwort, Peppermint, Pine, Rose, Saffron, Thyme. - Peace: Gardenia, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Marjoram, Mint. - Sleep: Bergamot, Chamomile, Lavender, Lettuce, Rosemary, Thyme. ♡ Brown - Healing Animals: Allspice, Bay, Cedar, Cinnamon, Clover, Lime, Mugwort, Thyme. - Home Protection: Anise, Basil, Bay, Caraway, Cedar, Clove, Cotton, Cumin, Fennel, Garlic, Ivy, Lavender, Leek, Marigold, Mint, Mugwort, Oak, Parsley, Rose, Rosemary, Sage. ♡ Green - Beauty: Aloe, Avacado, Basil, Catnip, Chamomile, Lavender, Mint, Thyme, Tumeric. - Luck: Allspice, Comfrey, Heather, Nutmeg, Oak, Orange, Rose. - Money: Allspice, Basil, Cedar, Cinnamon, Clove, Ginger, Jasmine, Orange, Pecan, Sesame, Spearmint. ♡ Orange - Legal Matters: Buckthorn, Calendula, Hickory, Marigold, Skunk Cabbage. - Success: Bay, Cinnamon, Clove, Ginger, Marjoram, Rosemary, Safforn, St. John’s Wort ♡ Pink - Romantic Love: Basil, Catnip, Clove, Clover, Coriander, Damiana, Gardenia, Ginger, Hibiscus, Jasmine, Lavender, Lemon, Lime, Orange, Rose, Thyme, Vanilla. - Friendship: Bamboo, Gardenia, Lemon, Rosemary, Sweetpea. ♡ Purple - Healing: Allspice, Bay, Cedar, Cypress, Juniper, Mugwort, Peppermint, Pine, Rose, Saffron, Thyme. - Power: Acorn, Black Haw, Cedar, Cinnamon, Cinquefoil, Ginger, Rowan, St. John’s Wort, Sunflower. - Travel: Comfrey, Dill, Fennel, Lucky Hand, Mint, Parsley. ♡ Red - Courage: Basil, Black Cohosh, Chives, Horseradish, Nettle, Pepper, Sweatpea, Thyme, Yarrow. - Lust: Avacado, Caraway, Cardamon, Celery, Cinnamon, Daisy, Garlic, Ginseng, Lemongrass, Licorice, Mint, Nettle, Pear, Periwinkle, Rosemary, Saffron, Vanilla, Violet. - Power: Acorn, Black Haw, Cedar, Cinnamon, Cinquefoil, Ginger, Rowan, St. John’s Wort, Sunflower. - Sex/Sexual Potency: Banana, Bean, Black Cohosh, Caper, Dragon’s Blood, Fig, Grape, Hawthorn, Hazel, Mandrake, Oak, Peach, Poppy, Walnut, Wheat. - Strength: Bay, Carnation, Mugwort, Mulberry, Pennyroyal, Saffron, St. John’s Wort, Sweetpea, Thistle. ♡ White - Joy/Happiness: Catnip, Lavender, Marjoram, Saffron. - Peace: Gardenia, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Marjoram, Mint. - Protection: Anise, Angelica, Bay, Basil, Cedar, Cinnamon, Cumin, Fennel, Leek, Pennyroyal, Rice. - Purification: Anise, Bay, Cedar, Coconut, Eucalyptus, Fennel, Lavender, Lemon, Parsley, Thyme, Tumeric. ♡ Yellow - Divination: Camphor, Cherry, Dandelion, Fig, Goldenrod, Hibiscus, Lettuce, Meadowsweet, Orange, Pansy, Pomegranate, Rose, St. John’s Wort, Willow. - Joy/Happiness: Catnip, Cinnamon, Feverfew, Hawthorn, High John the Conqueror, Hyacinth, Lavender, Lily of the Valley, Marjoram, Meadowsweet, Mint, Safforn, St. John’s Wort. - Mental/Psychic Powers: Acacia, Bay, Caraway, Cherry, Citron, Dandelion, Flax, Grape, Mugwort, Orange, Peppermint, Rose, Rosemary, Rowan, Rue, Spearmint, Star Anise, Thyme, Wormwood, Yarrow.
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love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point