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cuddlycharizard

Therapist: The mice from Cats aren’t real they can’t hurt you

The mice from Cats:

tactical-luigi-incoming

At last, he rests

Happy holidays!

Witch who's trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

homofied

juchestoner-deactivated20220412

seekerthefalcon

Stand with Chile.

Stand with Hong Kong.

captainlitebrite

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

esseklikovboy

dongboss

ITS A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PUSSY!!!! OOOHOHOHOHOHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A FUCKING PUSSY YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

th3rah

This fucking website is a curse

jemocha

Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

jemocha

Part 2, hope you enjoyed 😄

♥️This was inspired by @kittenwiskers story based on @writing-prompt-s prompt, reblogged on my page right after this post :)

♥️While you’re here, please check out my page

leg-stealing-bee

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

thouroghly-inconsequential

GUYS WE DONT HAVE LONG LEFT TO GET THIS TO 200,000 NOTES.

nookisms

Wow you have to admit the dedication of the people who reblogged this several times

dajo42

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

dajo42

There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?

Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house

dajo42

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

dajo42

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Years ago, my husband sent an email to Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions about Mario 64; stuff like “How do Bobombs reproduce?” and “Who does the second baby penguin belong to?” and that. I bring it up because one of the fifty-odd questions asked was “Why is there no furniture in Princess Peach’s castle?”

Nintendo of Europe answered every question, so I can canonically tell you that Princess Peach is so rich that she owns two castles, one for furniture and one for all her artwork.

(In case you’re wondering, the answers to the other two are “Through a mixture of gunpowder and love” and “No one. It is its own penguin.”)