kayawtic

[unhappydiaries]

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie

[tsunflowers]

sometimes I miss march 2020 bc I feel like that was the last time everyone was equally afraid. it felt so fast that people split into camps like “covid isn’t even real” and “covid is real but The Economy” and somehow people who are serious about public health and masking ended up at the bottom of the heap being treated like kooks and outliers

[tsunflowers]

sorry I don’t want to catch a virus with unpredictable effects that’s so new its potential long term ramifications are still unknown to science and that can easily kill my elderly and immunocompromised relatives if they catch it from me. I don’t know why that makes ME the weird one

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

Wow wish I had a cool gf

[nervoussquidward]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I made a gif version!!!! for all your frogress bar needs

[polniaczek]

[weyounbathwater]

HOES?

[edgebug]

The hoes aren’t here yet kings go back to sleep

[weyounbathwater]

oh okay

[hanavbara]

two endings for 067 & 240 🦑 ○ △ □

[everythingfox]

“My cat’s favorite game is tug of war. He wants to be pulled slowly around the apartment for 15-30 min at a time and cries if you drop your end of the toy.”

(Source)

[cyankica]

it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

[cyankica]

[cyankica]

y’all out here trying to kill me

reblog this and write in the tags how many blogs you follow to make me cry

[vinceaddams]

289, but I just counted and 74 of them haven’t posted in over a year, and a good chunk of the others haven’t posted in months/post very infrequently, so my dash isn’t very busy. Sometimes I open tumblr in the morning and can scroll down to where I was the night before.

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[straightboyfriend]

I’m too lazy to think of a fake post but everyone was clapping

[waluiqi]

this is true i was there clapping

[fakehistory]

Construction of Sydney Opera House (1967, colorized)

[aarontaylorjohnson]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[slavery]

Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO

[cutenessradar]

Ultra Instinct

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one? @team0player0

[notlostonanadventure]

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO