My Name Is Kate

I don't fight bitches, I beat bitches up!!

[eternalergo-deactivated20250612]

LIES OF P — Scenery [ 6/? ]

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

my landlord’s wife

[dogpuppy]

[kayayeteae]

I need modern asmrtist to understand that the incessant tapping of plastic isn’t ASMR. It’s straight up annoying LMAO

[kayayeteae]

Sometimes I think i got my current job bc I am a complete asshole to vendors who don’t deliver products my company pays money for and stay on their ass til they give what I need.

Im that dude in early Mesopotamia complaining about copper quality.

[sobcat]

as much as i love the word "frugirl" (frugal + girl, when u need to save money) I think it's okay if we ban the word girl for a year so everyone online can get it together

[fascinationstreetmp3]

💋🫴❤️✨

[kayayeteae]

Want a cute Hans plush so I can choke him.

want a cute Henry plush so I can feed him Japanese curry or something

[quextionmarks]

i love scrolling past x reader fics

[quextionmarks]

he is NOT doing that to me

[theartloca]

Life after Temen Ni Gru and after DMC5🌺 My favorite trauma children 🙂‍↕️ +Vergil bonus art because it's always so funny drawing his grumpy face >:3

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[tallmatcha]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[kayayeteae]

I wish KCD was like Hans and Henry’s big day out. Hans would watch Henry stealing shit at the traders store —not helping at all, just watching him—and Hans would probably hand Henry something like 2 carrots and be like, “can u get u get this for me” and he’d stuff it in his bag with all the other bullshit he’s taking just to hand it to Hans when they’re outside of the store.