Sunny Skies Ahead

This is where I express myself. Mostly through humor.

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[beggars-opera]

Back when people did that sort of thing there was an entire facebook page dedicated to Ed Hochuli’s biceps

[depsidase]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[wilwheaton]

i will never forget and i will never forgive the people who chose this. we all have to suffer the consequences they alone deserve.

[hotelcrying]

https://stopproject2025comic.org/

[ladytuarach]

This is amazing !!!

[pygartheangel-deactivated202411]

"XANADU" - Released 8/8/80

[blaqpanther]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

(via)

[justalurkr]

[swordshapedleaves]

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

[ulavii]

“My child is fine” your child romanced Solas in Dragon Age : Inquisiton 

[intersexfairy]

sensory issues be like *turns up phone brightness to hear better* *turns off light to see better* *socks don’t have to match but they MUST be the same length and texture* *washes hands out of no where because they don’t feel clean* *oversensitive to one sense but undersensitive to another, related sense* *unlocks phone to concentrate*

[moonlightchess]

you’ve heard of soft grunge, now get ready for:

soft goth

💀 Black makeup with a delicate shimmer as opposed to the normal flat matte shades that are popular with traditional goths. Think sparkling inky lip gloss like a night sky, or black nail polish with a lightly galactic twinkle. 💀 All the sad poetry of our goth forefathers and foremothers that we revere so much, but also a heavy focus on tragic romances and erudite and/or classical stories of forbidden love and murder. 💀 Guillermo Del Toro. Just like, everything about him. Everything he is. 💀 A clean mix of the black lace and sweeping skirts the Victorian goths have brought to the table, married to the patches and leather jackets of an 80s London goth. Lots of leather and lace mixes, actually. Consider this. 💀 Florals on black. All the florals on black. 💀 Cemetary dates, but not so the world can quiver in awe over how dark you and your love are, just because they’re pretty and quiet and a good place to talk. You’ll spend hours there walking among the tombstones and trying to piece together the stories of those laid to rest there. 💀 The music of Jennifer Thomas. 💀 Privacy, solitude, quiet reflection and occasional random crying. It’s an aesthetique now. Congratulations all, we finally made it a look. 💀 Tending to a family of crows somewhere until they begin to follow you everywhere, bringing you surprise treats of random shiny bits that they leave on your windowsill in thanks. 💀 That’s right people, you heard it here first: we’re bringing back tortured, dramatic vampires and no one is stopping us. And this time, we’re doing it right. 💀 Some people have guardian angels. Soft goths have guardian demons, hulking winged gargoyle-creatures with gleaming deep-sea eyes who watch over us as we sleep and fall in love with us from afar. Every one is specifically aligned to some concept or element that reflects the personality of their beloved charge - thunderstorms, poetry, poisons and astronomy. They send us dreams that make us think, they inspire us to do things like take up the violin, write a luridly grotesque love story that we’ll never share with anyone, to hack into an alexa until it only plays Emilie Autumn and Mary Shelley audio book files. They watch and wait, and when we die, they carry us off to the looming dark castles of our dreams that they’ve spent our lifespans creating for us. 💀 Accentuating a predominantly black wardrobe with everything but the standard blood red - emerald greens, royal blues, blush pinks, shimmering golds. 💀 The gentle, weary acceptance that sometimes life hurts a lot, and sometimes people are wretched, and sometimes really means most of the time, and sometimes all you can do about it is turn it into a pinterest board and cry it out. 💀 Soft, fuzzy black sweaters over high-waisted black jeans and velvet flats until it’s literally too damn warm for them anymore. 💀 Realizing for the first time that someone is just as strange and sad as you, that they’re the gift your guardian demon sent you to love and take care of you until it’s time to go home with them at the end of it all. 💀 Delicate jewelry made of bones and teeth and tiny bottles. 💀 The day can be so harsh, burning, unyieldingly bright and demanding. The cool, soft night is where we belong, lacing fingers into someone else’s on an insomniac’s walk through silent city streets until a coffee shop rises, glowing like the moon, on the horizon. Exhausted paramedics drink coffee inside, hoping it will distract them from all they’ve seen that night, and the pang of empathy in your chest for all of them.

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes, all of these are good. Especially all the florals on black and tortured, romantic vampires. 

Sure, call it “soft goth” if you want, but all of this is part of the romantigoth mindset.

Love, Auntie Jilli

[nyxshadowhawk]

I love the concept of Guardian Demons!

[simonschusterca]

Do you know what this is? This is The Heart from Auschwitz.

An act of defiance. A statement of hope. A crime punishable by death.

On December 12, 1944, locked inside Auschwitz, Polish teenager Fania turned twenty. After spending a year in a concentration camp, Fania didn’t expect her birthday to even be remembered - but her best friend, Zlatka, risked everything to make her a birthday present, a paper heart. 

Simply making the heart - or carrying it - could get either of them killed.

The heart was signed by many of their friends, bearing notes in Polish, German, French, and Hebrew that announced "When you get old, put your glasses on your nose, take this album in your hand and read my signature again,“ and “Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!” It was an act of great sacrifice and love for a friend.

Less than 40 days later, they began the Death March from Auschwitz to Ravensbruck, and from Ravensbruck to freedom. Fania carried the heart under her arm the whole time. And survived.

Fania donated the heart to the Montreal Holocaust Memorial Center in 1988, where it is a featured piece of their exhibit. You can read more about the story of Fania and Zlatka Meg Wiviott’s Paper Hearts, coming September 2015.

[afronerdism]

God. Even in great darkness there is such love.

[lilith-apologist]

the 75th aniversary of the liberation of auschwitz is in a couple of days (jan 27 2020) so I feel this is a good thing to have on your dash. Remember that every single victim and survivor of the holocaust was a person with so much love in their heart and so many storiees and interpersonal relationships like this.

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[fantasy-costco]

ANYWAY if there’s one thing I learned from this site it’s that buying 144 plastic kazoos as a Christmas present for a ten year old is simultaneously the best and worst possible idea

[woodelf68]

If anyone has a lot of stockings to fill…

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[lubricates]

Love this woman

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[abcsofadhd]

[melking]

and i can go anywhere i want, anywhere i want, just not home and you can aim for my heart, go for blood but you would still miss me in your bones and i still talk to you when i’m screaming at the sky and when you can’t sleep at night you hear my stolen lullabies