I've Got A Trick Up My Sleeve

I had vertical sleeve gastrectomy surgery on December 14th, 2016. HW: 283 Weight day of surgery: 271 CW: 188.7 I also post things about feminism, fandoms, knitting, food, and gifs of cute animals. My ask box is open, feel free to ask me questions.

[leebrontide]

It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.

Ok. Thank you. Carry on.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[onewhoturns]

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

[decadentbatbagelscissors]

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

[arcaniumagi2]

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

[sarahsyna]

The meerkats. Just all huddled up like "bro? bro. what the fu-OH SHIT HE'S LOOKING, SCRAMBLE"

[cameoamalthea]

Have I mentioned how much I love Nick Offerman?

[cameoamalthea]

Nick described masculinity as an 'accusation' - "I'm often accused of masculinity. And, you know, I was born looking like this and I sound like this. You know, I did not cultivate [this]. I don't go to the gym. I'm not chasing masculinity. And so it's always seemed a little strange to me as a mincing theater artist to be accused of being manly. I am pretty handy at splitting firewood or changing a tire, but so are the women in my family. And so I use it as an opportunity to encourage people to try and loosen their ideas about genderizing everything. I know ladies that are great woodworkers and I know men that make an amazing quiche and everything across every spectrum in between.” (source) And this is his reaction to "having his man card revoked"

He is free now!

[byjove]

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

[thelouisfanclub]

Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like

[byjove]

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

[byjove]

priest kink. next question

[mctreeleth]

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

[maykitz]

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

This tag deserves to be seen

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[shapeshiftinterest]

song: in the hall of the mountain king

[sol1056]

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

[writeouswriter]

[Image ID: The Always Sunny “You guys ever been to Florida?” scene where Dennis answers “Been there? Not physically” edited to read “You guys ever work on your WIPs?” with Dennis labelled “Me” responding “Work on my WIPs? Not physically.” End Image ID]

[thoughtkick]

“Trauma permanently changes us. This is the frightening truth about betrayal. You never really get over it. At best, you grieve and make some kind of peace with it. But a major life disruption leaves a new normal behind. There’s no going back to who you were before.”

— Unknown

[noodle555]

[noodle555]

BIDET

[png-heaven]

Vintage and antique love tokens 

[shesarainbeaux-deactivated20221]

[aureliism]

Source : artsyaffirmations

[kotaamorris]

[duganator01]

guess who’s back…

back again…

Courtesy of the new season, any ideas you’ve got for more send me a shout

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.