my horoscope warned me about this

kat. tiny. minnesotan as fuck.

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[littlealienproducts]

The Fool Tarot Mirror by TheCosmicHealingShop

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[anxietyproblem]

[carolsturka]

30 ROCK (2006 - 2013).

[catcrumb]

[cryptotheism]

Bugs bunny taught me that cross dressing is not only normal, but an effective way to evade ghouls.

[ryebreadgf]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[mezool]

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale

[kuttithevangu]

What if at the end of the Met Gala all the other celebrities devoured the corpse of the most boringly-dressed guest in a Bacchic frenzy. I think that would spice things up a little

[bubblesandpages]

Magic systems contingent upon the suffering of others are SO delicious as narrative devices *chefs kiss*