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@kcallop
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Probably the best gag of the season.
tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already
Listen, this show was fucking hilarious and the music was so catchy. I miss it.
anyone wanna go for a hike
Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek
these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school
Am I paying $40,000 to go to school? maybe, but at least I don’t have to deal with shitty middle schoolers and the constant B.O. smell that perpetuates any middle school hallway. He’s very right.
all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.
This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen
big brain
This is exactly what would happen
Plus the fact no one could feasibly understand each other because english wasn’t really a thing back then
The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds
okay but
This is, in essence, my mental process thinking about calculus before and after I took the class
Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.
(Source: 1•2•3)
Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry
#i break it open and slurp it up like a dr pepper
hey @kuboe are you okay?
I will be as soon as I get a taste of that sexy water
Drink that and you become god. Do not tempt fate.
“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed
HAT IS BLACK
BOOTS IS BLACK
RIDING HORSE
YOU CAN PORSCHE
I love this
toby fox: haha i made this neat song called “megalovania” for my earthbound romhack! it sounds pretty good!
toby fox, two years later: hmm i need a song for this homestuck flash animation… well, megalovania’s a bop, let’s just reuse it!
toby fox, five years later: hmm, i need a song for the genocide route when the player fights sans….. okay, i’m finished with this neat song called “song that plays when you fight sans”! it sounds pretty good!
toby fox:
toby fox: but not as good as megalovania
Sakurai, when he’s trying to add more songs into Smash Ultimate: Megolovania is a bop, but if that’s here, then so should be sans....
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-
Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space, but ALIENS named after gemstones???
After a while you probably just tune her out but out of fucking NOWHERE, a giant PORTAL opens in the middle of the room and a PINK LION jumps through and the weird girl like, jumps up and is like ‘LION!! WHAT’S WRONG??” and the fucking lion just looks at her and like, motions to the portal??? (it seems SENTIENT??) and the girl is like “RIGHT” and fucking just pulls a HUGE ASS PINK SWORD FROM HER BAG?? (HAS SHE ALWAYS HAD THAT WTF?!?!) and just straight up JUMPS on the PINK LION’S BACK and just YEETS herself through the portal?? Isn’t that fucked up or what??