[depsidase]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[seatrench]

[lemonshrimp666]

[catbrothersincrime]

[cookies-candy-shelleylong]

Jon Hamm

[ireaaaaalydontcare]

Me: *sees a perfect looking popular twenty-something yr old single actor/singer/model, who has an adorable personality and is an age appropriate person for me to like*

Me: *sees a middle aged actor, twice my age or more, w/gray(ing) hair, probably married w/ kids who plays a problematic character on a tv show I watch*

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reshipped]

when you’re first to shower and use up all the hot water

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[roqo-deactivated20201013]

im in tears i can fucking FEEL elmo’s thoughts 

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

[meangirlnurse]

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

[writtenanddirected]

please stop joking about killing woody allen

please take it seriously. where is he? find him

[egg-in-the-basket-deactivated20]

me: I should shower! it will energize me me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p

[weirdfeeling-deactivated2019082]

pulling up skinny jeans is a struggle 🍑

[thats-slightly-raven]

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

[ass4lou]

its 8:30 at night

[thats-slightly-raven]

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

[buzzfeed]

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