My First Pokemon Nuzlocke!
Now Pokemon is something pretty much everyone has heard of, and knows the basic concept of. Anyone can pick it up and play it. But a Nuzlocke is a series of self imposed rules in a Pokemon playthrough.
The first big rule is that you can only catch one pokemon per area, the first one you find in that area. No other pokemon are aloud to be caught.
The second is that if a pokemon faints, that pokemon is 'dead' and you can't use it anymore. This means it's actually possible to lose a pokemon game.
The third and smallest rule is that you must name each of your pokemon. Specifically so it can rip your heart out later if they die.
Now the game I'm playing is Pokemon Moon for the 3DS. I've played this game once before, so I'm allowing myself to look up the pokemon for major battles, and for some inparticular items.
First we start in a little house, and honesly KD does not want to get up. But Meowth forces her up.
Our cousin, a pokemon professor, named Kukui is there. My mom and him decide I need to go outside. Ew.
But just like real life, I get dressed with my hat and bag, before Kukui drags me up to a small town, named Iki. In this town lives the Kahuna, a leader of the island, and to get my first pokemon.
What if I don't want to be a pokemon master, MOM.
Either way into Iki I go. I see a nice looking blonde girl in a white dress, talking to her bag. That's weird, but she looks cute. She runs into a cave or something.
I decide to follow both because the game made me, and I might be a bit bi-curious.
After catching up with her, a small lunar like pokemon runs onto a bridge and gets attacked by a herd of spearo. Goddamnit. The cute girl begs for me to save it. And like the knight in shining armor, I of course decided to say these words to her in comfort.
But the game made me, so I ran in and protected my future girlfriends pokemon. Then the bridge collasped. Goddamnit.
But then WHOOSH, in came this cool lightning pokemon type thing. The island guardian thing saves me and the pokemon, thank god. I may be thirsty but I'm not about to die for love.
Me, the hero, gives back the pokemon to the blonde girl, and the lunar pokemon was lovingly nicknamed Nebby. Nebby finds a Sparkeling Stone, and I get it. Why? Because I'm the main character damnit.
Back in Iki, I learn the girl is my cousins assistant, named Lillie. Pretty weird to have a preteen girl living in a college age dudes loft, but whatever floats Kukuis boat.
Finally the Kahuna comes out, and gives me my first pokemon. I decide to get Litten, a cat like fire pokemon. Now, to name them.
Litten shall be named Catniss, because fire. And their a cat. The problem? I didn't realize until after I named them that Catniss is a boy. Well fuck it I guess, I'm not changing it.
Now to show off to my mom that I have the better and cooler cat, but then Hau pulls up, a fellow new trainer. He has Rowlet as his starter, an owl like grass type.
Little burns Rowlet alive. Guess we having roasted owl tonight boys.
After making that new friend, I head home to mom to show off Catniss. Just kidding, I'm going to sleep.
I wake up the next day, and apparently theres a festival in Iki. Dope. But turns out I have to go through tall grass for some reason to get there. Not dope.
Kukui teaches me to catch pokemon and gives me some balls and some potions. Time to catch Catniss a buddy.
The pokemon to pop up is Pikipek, a normal flying type pokemon. Not the best, but I can work with it.
Without down right murdering another bird, I carefully lower its health then use a pokeball. Then BOOM! Catniss got himself a new bro.
I name him Ari, after a pokemon from the first Nuzlocke I ever watched. Thanks Jaiden.
With my boys in toe, we work our way back to Iki without any real issue. When I arrive, so does the party. Literally.
Apparently me and Hau are duking it out again. Okay, stomping on his dreams again it seems. It's not my fault, Hau, the game developers made me do it.
I thought he'd be a pushover like last time, but now he has Pichu. Pichu isn't a strong hitter, but does have a lot of defense and attack lowering moves. Uh oh.
I send in Catniss first, to take all the lowering of stats and take out his Pichu quicker. But even though Ari is a lower level, he's still stronger than Catniss at the moment.
Ari is thrown out in front, and ends Rowlet by pecking its eyes out. Poor Rowlet.
Upon winning, I got a Z-Ring. Nice. Then back home to sleep.
The next day, Lillies at my door. Hey baby, how's it goin'?
Lillie wants to take me to Kukuis lab, to the south. And theres a new area to explore, so a new pokemon bro.
First pokemon to show up? A Yungoos. Greaaaat.
I capture the boy, and I shall name him Slimy, and he shall be mine and he small be my Slimy. I shall protect him with my life.
Nothing much else happens, except I explore my cousins basement, and off to Hau'oli city I go! And guess where I'm going. School.
But there's also a Pokemon Center. I buy some potions, among other things with my pokemoney I stole from preschoolers after killing their pets right before their eyes. It's fun.
I take on a trainer at the school, with a level 8 Pikipek. Which is the name level as my boys.
I decide to go grind a bit to get to level 10. Don't want to risk any of my boys dying a painfully dramatic death.
After leveling up my boys, we beat some six year olds Metapod, steal his money, and find a potion. I heal up just in case, then head inside to find some 4 year old I'm supposed to fight.
I beat up the 4 year old easily, steal a quick claw from one of the teachers, then give to Slimy because he's slow as heck.
Then I go beat up some hotshot out front. Slimy almost died and got posioned, but I switched to Ari to win the battle. Then I'm called to the office. Oh shit. Did I make that four year old cry? Probably, lol.
Lillie is lecturing me, but hey that's part of the game. I heal up, and head to the office. Where she wanted to battle me. Wow, it's almost like I knew this was coming.
First she sent out Magnemite, and as someone who's had a magnemite, I knew this battle might be a bit scary. I tried to roast it alive with Catniss, but I couldn't get by without getting paralysis.
I then sent out Ari to deal with Meowth. It was going pretty good, as Ari had a move strong against it. But he kept flinching at way to low a health. I could've risked it, but with the moves low accuracy I didn't want to.
I sent out Slimy, who finished off her Meowth. Everyone was at pretty low health, but we made it. I got 5 great balls, and then I was set off to go to the world.
I went off with Lillie so she could show off the city. Finally, a date.
Then a Tauros is blocking the path. After dealing with that, Hau decided to tag alone. Fucking third wheeler.
But insteed of exploring that good quality city, I decided to save. This is the end of this part, so soon I'll be back.
Next time with Pokemon Moon Nuzlocke, we'll explore the city, go on a date while being third wheeled, and most importantly we'll find a new addition to the team.
It better not be fucking Abra.
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