I was a llama

27 and from a land down unda

[sweetaspiesammy]

“people are allowed to dislike things” WRONG no one is allowed to dislike sam winchester

[ghost-go-roasty-mctoasty]

[vrieser]

this scene is so insane the longer i think about it. why did they include it? there are no other walkers in the shot and it's the only thing we see from that night. it almost feels like i'm watching a rom-com and the director gave me a random scene of the main couple as a treat. no other function– it doesn't further the plot, nothing really happens, it's just a sweet moment between the two. thank you to everyone involved for making this possible

[dankxsinatra]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[traveling-madness]

based firemen

[the-real-seebs]

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

[ashekeepmountain]

Well you see I have a special problem solving tool. It’s called an “axe” it’s really good at cutting red tape.

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[ladyshinga]

[pointnclick]

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

[byjove]

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[girlballs-archive]

in 2026 i will evolve into a more advanced kind of pervert. this i promise

[uncle-alam]

fagging out in these most treacherous of conditions

[threelargeelefants]

The long walk (2025)

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[oswednesday]

somebuggy

[oswednesday]

i aint the snuggest bug in the bed

[1five1two]

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3