Reality Ruined My Life

Karli (Car-LEE) ❀ Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever. (http://keepcalm-1d.tumblr.com/tags)

[rkaym94-deactivated20150618]

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

[matafari]

[r2--d2]

tumbling clouds by (DiGro)

[vinesnow]

watch the boy (the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

lmao

[gypsums]

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

[internetwhore]

[transchronic-deactivated2017070]

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

[luckticket]

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

[moses-supposes]

yes

[urban-pooka-deactivated20130914]

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

[actual-anime-trash]

we need to get outside

[harryxzayn]

insp.

[zaynmalif]

+

[questioningthenormal-deactivate]

you dangerous, dangerous people

[rebelholmes]

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[nateriot-deactivated20180701]

Obama on gay adoption 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

[aida-in-love]

awwwww

[snorlaxatives]

I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This

[foodmooch-deactivated20140823]

by panic at the disco

[gothicgrandpaqueen]

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

[2000yr]

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

[thottest-deactivated20140801]

wash your fucking ass

[2000yr]

Wash your attitude

[lilgaybaby-deactivated20151103]

seeing food on my dash

[recharm-deactivated20140718]

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

[zhinico]

991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house

[zhinico]

IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG

[zhinico]

STOP RELBGGOING THIS

[zhinico]

iM CALLIGN THE COPS

[sarsbo-deactivated20141218]

make sure you call the right number this time

[awardweiner]

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate