For the love of God, sound on.

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Xuebing Du
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Love Begins
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Not today Justin
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#extradirty
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@keepclarenceclear
For the love of God, sound on.
This.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole
oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please
please have these
One taught me love: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
One taught me patience: Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces
One taught me pain: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn
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Tumblr flagged this post but I would appreciate any reblogs before the holidays! These have been very helpful to a lot of disabled people and me personally!
I’ll never forget
I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:
OH MY GOD
Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??
sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic
Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.
take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses
This is my favorite description of a vampire ever
upgrade
Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god
Whose mama wrote this