Clara And Daffodil

Just the smoking adventures of two stoner best friends. Amanda. Bisexual. 25. Spokane Valley WA I have one bong in heaven. Rest in paradise Clarence. I have a cat named GreyGory and another that is missing, named GreyGrey. I have one child. And I am mostly adult. If you have a follow from @tundracunt, that is my primary.

[luisonte]

[ceevee5]

For the love of God, sound on.

[leeminholinoing]

This. 

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[zodiacsociety]

One taught me love: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

One taught me patience: Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

One taught me pain: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

[elsinore-snores]

If you’re looking for a good last minute gift for someone with anxiety, these cards are discreet ways of distracting yourself in public without drawing attention. It’s only $5 including shipping for a set of five and the people I’ve shown them too IRL have been captivated by them! Link

[elsinore-snores]

Tumblr flagged this post but I would appreciate any reblogs before the holidays! These have been very helpful to a lot of disabled people and me personally!

[ruinedchildhood]

[peacesignsandgoodhair]

[soorayray]

I’ll never forget

[ganseys-aquamarine-polo]

I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:

[ganseys-aquamarine-polo]

OH MY GOD

[anxietyproblem]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

[gordonm99]

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[theintrovertnation]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??

[1st-1]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

[tynot]

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[slavery]

Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god

[marleyq]

Whose mama wrote this