KeepingItSarcastic

My names Robert (or Robbie) and I'm a practicing therapist; surviving the only way I know how: with sarcasm. From Chicago, 33, queer af.

[keepingitsarcastic]

Alright yall in the spirit of everything being rebooted, reworked, remastered, and reheated I think it’s time we become part of the problem. What are your ideas?

My contribution is: “what do you mean a shrimp didn’t fry this rice!?” “So you’re telling me my honey didn’t roast these nuts?!” “This oil isn’t made out of babies?!”Etc

Thank you

[femmenietzsche]

I like how from the perspective of a follower someone getting their life together to the point that they no longer post is exactly indistinguishable from them getting killed by a gas explosion

[keepingitsarcastic]

A fat ass… IN THIS ECONOMY?

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[my-dailydreams]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[keepingitsarcastic]

Me: -puts on a new anime-

Anime character: -breathes in English voice actor-

Me: oop forgot to change to subbed

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[street-of-mercy]

*comes out of the Roman Senate Bar covered in red splatter* you should see the other guy

the other guy:

[gwennkoi]