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Love Begins

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Going away for a while. Don’t know how long. Everyone stay safe and keep happy
no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin
He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
It’s very possible that, unbeknownst to you, one small ordinary decision you made once was the difference between life and death.
Viking Wellness*
Summary: The search for a new massage therapist takes a turn when you accidentally throw your phone full of porn at his feet.
Pairing: Thor Odinson x Fem!Reader | Word Count: 7881 Warnings: language, NSFW, smut
When parts of your body which weren’t supposed to hurt had begun to seize up and ache, you knew it was time. Time to bite the bullet and find a new massage therapist. Finding a new therapist though, someone who was good enough to fix your aches but not so rough they hurt you, was like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Your longtime therapist and friend had recently retired after ten years in the industry, and though you didn’t begrudge her the rest, you did hate her just a little for forcing you to begin the search to find someone new. It had taken ages to find her, one bad massage after another nearly making you give up until you’d stumbled upon her small clinic and instantly clicked. Clicking and being friendly was one thing, but when she’d also proven to be a magician at muscle manipulation, it was like the angels sang.
Now, here you were, on the hunt again and only a little bitter about it.
Knowing it was likely going to be a long hunt and a lot of crappy massages to find what you needed, you pulled up Google and did a search for clinics in the area.
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And when they burn you
at the stake,
for the magic
in your fingertips,
call yourself phoenix.
Rise like dust
from the ashes
of all that failed you.
Grow yourself
a new moon,
bleed the sky
from your wings and
call yourself phoenix.
-a.j.
This is funny and I'm so glad tiktok exists, but I want to emphasize to everyone that, IN FACT, your 30s will be better than your 20s.
Your 30s will be better than your 20s.
ESPECIALLY for those of you who are queer, neurodivegent, mentally ill, or grew up in conservative areas/toxic households. And even if none of those apply to you, your 30s are still almost certainly gonna be better than your 30s. Bc the thing is, you are still hitting major developmental milestones in your 20s. Which means you spend your 20s doing a lot of unacknowledged mental, emotional, and social growth. And make no mistake--that is an INVESTMENT, an investment of time &, effort. And in a few years, once you get into your 30s, the returns on that investment are gonna start really shining through.
I know a lot of us are stressed bc of this idea we've inherited from baby boomers of what we're supposed to accomplish in our 20s. The thing is, that idea--a private home, a career, a life partner--is no longer realistic for most 20 somethings, if it ever was. For so many of us, our 20s are for recovery. Let me reiterate:
Your 20s are for growth and recovery
We are an exceptionally traumatized generation suffering the consequences of back-to-back-to-back economic crises. Throw your parents' expectations into trashcan. Throw the internalized pressure and self-criticism in there with it. You are doing enough. You are losing nothing by approaching your 30s (except hopefully some emotional baggage/old coping mechanisms you've replaced w/ healthier things).
Oh, and all the adults/media who implied your value was in being "young and lovely?" They just wanted to exploit your lack of experience. Throw that mindset in the trash & keep moving forward towards a life you will love & enjoy for DECADES 💕💕🔫
I’ve never really been a fan of my 20’s years. Though I’ll be 30 in 3 years, I can’t wait for it to come
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@asexual-loser
I’ve only ever seen this post in screenshots. I can now die happy
“Canada that is totally a planet shut the fuck up” is my favorite part
I agree with the changes
@quentinquiree
i lost it at uranus being renamed “canadass”
reblogging from my own blog too cause I was stalking myself and found this jem of a post
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tag: just as ridiculously and recklessly brave as steve rogers tbh
RDJ and Tony Stark just Slaying
I love the idea that the reason Sam and Bucky are walking down that giant country road is entirely because Bucky refused to be carried.
Could have been faster, could have been easier to just have Sam pick up his ancient ass and fly them to their destination. But Bucky was like "... yeah, no. I'm gonna walk." Entirely expecting Sam to just fly ahead and leave him behind.
And Sam was like, "Okay, hot shot. You wanna walk? We're gonna walk. And you get to enjoy the presence of my company the entire way."
And Bucky immediately regrets his decision and every moment leading up to this exact interaction with Samuel Thomas Wilson.
Deal or No Deal?
Warnings: none. Fluff? Pairing: peter parker x you Summary/Request: 1) Hey, can I request a Peter Parker imagine with that reader with the “sleep voice” powers? Where maybe the Avengers bet Peter (and/or maybe even the reader challenges him herself) that he can’t put the reader to sleep but he actually manages to succeed somehow? And the reader ends up falling asleep in his arms (reluctantly but not unwillingly, because that would be kind of weird)? Thanks love ❤ 2) Are you making a part 2 to “Spidey’s adventures in babysitting?” If not, could I request it? (The reader’s powers are really cool, too!)
A/N: this can be read as part 2 to “Spideys Adevntures In Babysitting” its about the reader (you) having superpowers that when you sing you can make people fall asleep or if you want, you can kill them by singing.
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(you can use the tag spideys adventures in babysitting to find part 1)
“Don’t you dare eat that Pete.” You whirled around to find Peter’s hand around one of your famous Christmas cookies, it was halfway between the plate of cookies and his mouth.
He looked at you with wide eyes, but refused to move. “Its just a cookie Y/n.”
You squinted your eyes and started humming a classic Christmas song. He immediately dropped the cookie and put his hand in his ears. “Lalalalalala! Im not listening! Y/N I’M SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN!”
In reality you weren’t even using enough of your power to put him to sleep. But hey, Peter didn’t need to know that.
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
@alltheshit-althetime
THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK
dancer is my life
YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME
ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!! Time to post the only post that matters on Christmas
art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs
similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it… dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free
john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:
• support him
• wish him well
• respect his privacy
here’s what we are NOT going to do
• make jokes because addiction is not funny
• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life
• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)
addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.
#best dad ever
take my quiz and find out who you really were in a past life!
Tagging: @sansaandmargaeryaregay @basicanti-socialb-tch @fistmebuckyskywalker @chokemeanakin @xaesthetic-mirrorx @verified-villain-fxcker @animefangirl425 @weirdfangirl2416 @princessxkenobi @passable-talent @alienmasterluna @mmmbored @anakin-simp @midnightanixx @obi-bae-kenobi @peachy-27 @i-am-i-am-obiwankenobi @lloveyouinsecret @luminarahan @bitch-baby-chucklefuck and anyone else interested 💕💫
Not really sure what this is 😂
Tagging: @buckys-henley @skkye @abbyalee @romaniansweetheart @buckybarnesismyair and whoever else 💖
JDKDHDKDJD WH- that’s so fucking accurate tho. that’s like my dream life ngl
tagging: @jobean12-blog @honeyloverogers @hammondshottie21 @ballyhoobarnes @eurynome827 @navegandoaciegas @abbyalee
I got…
A subject of worship ♡
this is the most iconic answer, for real legends only. you were the most captivating, sexy, and interesting person in your past life. probably Cleopatra or Helen of Troy or something. in your current life, you are still 110% iconic, and smarter than literally everyone. ily <3
✨💝 eat it up bitches im a goddess & still am ✨💝
Tagging @bisoubarnes @geniedetails @brattycherubwrites @saint-bvcky @hermayone @honeychicanawrites @helahades @sunflowerxbarnes @peachy-keen-kisses @steebsbabygirl @cloudystevie @buckysbunny @sunstalgia + whoever would like to participate ♡
I very much got:
and I’m not upset at all 😌
tagging: @sunflowerxbarnes @brattycherub @saint-bvcky + all that sees this and wants to try it out!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
i feel attacked
@golden-parker @stuckonjbbarnes @buckysmischief @valkyriesryde @mypassionsarenysins
PASSIONATE LOVE LETTERS TO A “CLOSE FRIEND” IM SCREAMIFNRJRJEJDJRNR
BRUH DIDNT IT SAID “PAST LIFE” THIS IS A FUCKING READ IF IVE EVER SEEN ONE I HATE IT HERE
this is your first life
you have dumb baby energy, but i like that about you. you may not be the wisest but you make up for it in youthful excitement and fun energy. you're probably great at parties.