the highest level of trash

um hi I like yaoi and actually don't post anything interesting

[keikohimesama]

havent been on here for a while, saw i had 40~ smth followers? wtf? the only new follower notifs i get from here are for the pornbots. 

im very humbled but honestly idk how many are pornbots XD  i havent exactly been very prolific on here for a while

i’d start blogging about my newest writing project but im very monologuey, maybe i’ll just do it anyways.... and my baby sister has urged me to put it on wattpad... so maybe i’ll start writing again :x

[keikohimesama]

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

[pridefulsuggestion]

you don’t have to know what’s happening to survive it.

[pointnclick]

ants in the microwave

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

[homosozialismus]

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

[itstimeforstarwars]

My favorite dynamic in both platonic and romantic ships are “we share the braincell” or “they are both very smart until you put them together and then they’re dumbasses.”

[thefoundationproject]

“My braincell is allergic to yours” is peak dynamic.

[afrodesiacworldwide]

IG-@Thesamurairider

[sonsylady-deactivated20200610]

Go girl

[theeeprotagonist]

I’m literally in love with her

[giant-black-cat-huh]

If I wasn’t gay before…

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

[handsome-flower]

[curlyboys]

Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖 

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

[i am looking respectfully]

[avvocarlo]

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

[dinosaurguts-deactivated2023091]

why ?

[avvocarlo]

builds character

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[meladoodle]

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[sanukwanderlust]

[keikohimesama]

i want this.

[keikohimesama]

[keikohimesama]

[keikohimesama]

[thebootydiaries]

Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop asking if you can use me as fertilizer. you don’t need my permission 

[keikohimesama]

everything gaud fertilizes gains as much sentience as a venus fly trap

[keikohimesama]