big time gay

Boe ; they/them

[keithcult]

blog inactive — follow @a-bugs-world if you wanna see me yap out my ass still

[keithcult]

the power of friendship ahh ending

[beholdthemem]

Chug(Nervously): Wait a minute, we don't go TOWARDS the weird, creepy noises!

Sal(Surprised): Yeah, we do.

Larry(Rolling his eyes): We ALWAYS do.

Chug(Unhappily): I hate that about us.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Severus Snape was the 5th member of The Beatles.

[space-finally]

[rockboci]

[rockboci]

[museofthirst]

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

[lilsebastian4prez]

[lesbianshepard]

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

[leo-does-languages]

Duo’s getting weirder and weirder

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

the screenshot of you and your friends discord chat isn’t funny to the rest of us

[hotvampireadjacent]

sorry for having friends op

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

[confusedimmortal]

what

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think I was pretty clear

[catchymemes]

[gnatsattack]

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

[gnatsattack]

The moral of the story is that if you want to come out to your homophobic friends all you gotta do is become the face and frontman of the band that is their sole source of income and sleep w whoever you want

Otherwise just ditch em

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Here’s the article:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325

[pollyjean]

btw if you like neon trees and tyler glenn please support his solo work!! his solo album “excommunication” is an absolute masterpiece about the internal and external struggles that come with growing up gay in an orthodox religion (mormonism specifically) and it’s helped me through so much. tyler glenn is such a wonderful and talented person and his solo work especially means everything to me.

[iwoulddieforklaus]

vanya: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? i’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.

klaus:

five:

allison: i’m gonna tell her.

five: don’t you fucking dare.