skate fast eat ass

oh god oh fuck

[un-euph0ric]

[xkristea]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[warriorfaeriequeen]

@spiritspodcast @jointhepartypod

[geminiwave]

[gay-irl]

trans_irl

[dea-thgrips]

I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

[dat-soldier]

“Sir… Ma’am… it’s a cop.”

“No!! Surely there’s a mistake!”

[momomoomomoomomomomomomooooved]

[curioscurio]

here’s a better one

[lesbian-toddhoward]

bill gates trying to play your gamecube while garfield’s on fire from fucking up mac n cheese moodboard

[bamsara]

anyway, my fatass cat just laid down on my plate of pizza rolls and ranch

[bamsara]

why did you do this

[avafaid]

You know those anime tiddy mousepads? I’m in the process of manufacturing a handful that are the Cabbage Guy from ATLAB. I’ve never had a prouder moment.

[literallyaflame]

[doubleca5t]

[catcrumb]

[lenle-g]

So our dungeons and dragons group are facing their first ever dragon and I didn’t have a minifigure for it so…

TOOT TOOT

[lucyg00se]

[homoquartz]

snart

[needsmoreexplosions]

snart rights

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

snart sthgir

[lesbx]

SUN AND MOON

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i literally forget among us is about voting out a killer alien/killing crewmates like i get so caught up in my tasks its the whole game to me. like fuck yes wire simulator 3000 this is it baby

[powerfulwizard]

Whenever someone calls a meeting I’m like seriously? I was in the middle of my work.

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

me, every fucking time my click and drag task is interrupted by SOME idiot getting maimed:

[scarves-of-plenty]

They are best friends who just vibe together edit: I realized now I accidentally gave the axolotl 6 legs instead of 4 (oops.)

[nengirl]

following a catboy call that a mewtual