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making fun of small dick energy isnāt anti body positive fools. itās about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards
What did I just read
the truthĀ
I love fanatics.
i diagnose u with small dick energy
Thatās literally the show.
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Theyāre always so impatientā¦.
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military worship in this country is out of fucking control
excuse me?
military worship in this country is out of fucking controlĀ
Yea youāre right, we shouldnāt honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country ⦠oh
Military worship in this country is out of fucking control
Iām in the military and yes itās out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didnāt see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! Thatās some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, thatās true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isnāt true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because itās the military, theyāre heroes, they can do no wrong.
Weāre doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harmās way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesnāt do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that theyāre heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesnāt do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. Weāre human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.
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oh boy just in time for the 4th of July
Speaking as a disabled veteran: itād be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But itās a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I donāt know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to ācareā so much. Plus the whole āsending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for itā thing. Itās not ādefending freedomā to shove our troops into everyoneās business in countries that happen to have oil and such Military worship isnāt only annoying, itās a hollow lie thatās basically dangerous to everyone
TheĀ Titanoboa, is aĀ 48ft longĀ snake dating from aroundĀ 60-58million years ago. It hadĀ a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful thatĀ it could crush a rhino.Ā Titanoboa was so big it couldnāt even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iām so glad they arenāt around
omg me too. Iām scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iām so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenāt alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: ā12 fucking feet?!?! Ā Iām fucking glad itās extinct!āĀ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fuckingĀ TERRIFYINGĀ creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnāt always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known asĀ Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnāt around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNāT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONāT. WE DONāT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATāS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsĀ
It wasnāt just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsā¦
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weāve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONāT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSĀ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREāS MY FAVORITE,Ā ZYGOPHYSETER,Ā WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donāt forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenāt found signs of its extinction
scientists: āwe havenāt seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letās just hope itās exstinctā
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals
For my birthday I competed at Breakthrough and safe to say this was a nice surprise gift š such an awesome first competition experience with even awesomer people (at Bob Hope Theatre)
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I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R
I reblog this every time I see it, because itās one of lifeās hardest lessons.
Itās a philosophical query