Unbridled and Free

//-// -- Aster - Wyld - Del -- //-// 29 yrs //-// He/They/She //-//

[emmhauer]

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[youkaiyume]

It's just a flower, don't make such a big deal about it or anything.

Commission for @mouseycometz. They requested their OC Stacy with Transformers Earthspark Starscream.

[artistapreguissosa]

🦾🐍You guys didn't Like the Last baby sitter I left here taking care of you, so I've got another one. I Am sure he ain't scheeming or planning anything Evil whatever. And he 40.000% isn't Alpharius.

Oh and he has a snake demon living on his weird fake arm and a witch friend.

Solomon Akurra, Great Chaos Lord of the Serpent's Teeth, Harrowmaster of the Ghost Legion, High Lord of the New Alliance, new user of The Pale Spear, etc etc, thats a Very Fancy way of saying 'Chapter Master' who united his hydra brothers, the guy with The coolest dreadlocks that... WAIT, how does your helmet work again???

Why is there so little fanart of his books??? Also we need more Snake Daemons and Tulava Dyne, just, in general. Every big evil man has a little slightly mean woman who saves them from stuff it seems.

Also, bleep.

These are, as usual, 2625x3500 digital illustrations, and I used the Harrowmaster book covers as reference for Sol and Tuva, Because TUVA IS ON THE COVER THIS TIME AH— I DID add somethings, as Always, weird placed ports, Because... Alpharius. And Golden, because... Black. And since he has 200 years of service, 2 piercings, since he doesn't like tradicional studs very much. His arm IS The most complicated thing, since ITS a... Biomechanical Daemon infested tendrils skeleton blade thing. Very weird to EVEN imagine, but very Generator Rex in How It works.

[willowcrowned]

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

[willowcrowned]

#and they could’ve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)

obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent

[willowcrowned]

#most elves aren’t #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but it’s in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs can’t see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think it’s rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)

The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.

[mandaloriandy]

#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)

[mikkeneko]

My partner, reading this over my shoulder: “It never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directions”

Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[catabibaz0n]

Excuse me, I was wondering if you could draw a male serf being, protected or saved by a (loyalist) space marine that they serve, sorry if this request is a bit needy I just really want some art like this and I can’t find any at all and I really want some wholesome art.

I hope this request finds you well

I could not decide which loyalist space marine chapter to go with so I left them ambiguous!!ENJOY!

[sagumexqq]

Cute

[creativereid]

Ardea cinerea

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[vastallion]

Night Lord - Mavros

[ossmodula]

twins in boobies. and also evil

[wh40kartwork]

Lamenters

by Konstantin Void

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Voting ended onJul 20

[secretly-a-trekkie]

"oh ****"

[medius-prime]

when your actions consequence

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[inthefallofasparrow]

- April 2024