💙Chaz Thurman NSFW alphabet💙
Ah yeah back on my bullshit let's go. I'm writing this under the impression that his partner/the reader actually means something to him lmao
[Warning: NSFW obviously, but I kinda go in detail at some parts]
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
After sex it's just a matter of time before he's knocked out. He'll pull you closer to him and cuddle, but really that's it on his part
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
This is gonna be a shock to most of you, but his favorite part of himself is his dick. I'd think his favorite part of his partner would be their body, no matter the shape or size
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
I see him as a greedy lover (of course he is) so he's pretty much chasing his own climax. He'll cum anywhere on or inside you if that's what you're into, but he's honestly aiming to cover you in it
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Not so much a secret, because everyone and their brother knows Chaz is a manwhore, but he just doesn't really want to bring up past relationships with you. He'll openly brag about his sex life to pretty much anyone that isn't his partner
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Too experienced, who hasn't he slept with? If he's banging "half the people he's in a room with" then it's safe to say he knows what he's doing, now whether or not he's good is up for debate
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Literally anything, he'll do whatever you're up for. His default is taking his partner from behind, mostly so he doesn't have to deal with the closeness of his partner looking at him (he's embarrassed, leave him alone)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He's fucking silly. If he's trying to sing to you to get you into bed with him, I mean it might be good, but are you really gonna take it seriously? I don't think Chaz would realize how goofy it is though, he's deadass trying to be seductive...just go with it, it makes him happy
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Chaz takes pride in his appearance. Looking at him, he doesn't have any body hair..because he's a shark duh
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Getting him to feel feelings that aren't purely sexual is no easy feat. I think he plays up the romantic aspect because it's what gets people to sleep with him. Maybe occasionally you can get him to take it slow, with soft kisses instead of heavy make-outs, and gentle touches that don't leave bruises in the morning
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He masturbates often, or at least when he can't find someone to have sex with. No doubt that he takes pictures of you two fucking and then gets off to it later
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Goes without saying that he's down for anything, but I think with him being in the mafia, he would like roleplaying that sort of thing with you. Ropes, handcuffs, knives- used on his partner or him. It gives him power he doesn't actually receive in the mafia, or he gets off on giving the control to you
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
In the backseat of his car, or in your shared apartment. But honestly he could fuck anywhere
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly he's just horny like 24/7 nothing really provokes him, that's just how the man is (relatable). Though if your goal is to intentionally turn him on, sitting in his lap, whispering in his ear, kissing his neck- all of these are good ways of getting him hard, and he'll 100% return the favor
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I really can't think of what this horny bastard might not like. Unless it's really gross: use your imagination for what that might be
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Since Chaz mostly focuses on his pleasure, he'd have a preference for receiving, but if you're topping this man then please do not hold back. You know that one scene of him in the episode? Yeah go ahead and shove your cock down his throat, this slut can take it
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Chaz is used to rough, mind breaking, fast sex. It's just what he enjoys most.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Most of the time, sex with him is just a quickie. Since he's down to fuck practically everyday, it can't be passionate or kinky every single time.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Considering he thought fucking around with the mafia boss's son was a good idea, yeah he's known to take risks. Trying to stay unnoticed while fucking you in a public area is super fun to him
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He's got the stamina to fuck multiple times a day, but he's gonna need a shit ton of time between rounds 'cause the man is gonna be drained after lol
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Hell yeah..well he only owns a couple, he's kinda too broke. If you're buying em though, he'll for sure use em. They mainly get used on himself, I mean "why fuck a toy when my dick is huge enough" Right? Anyway, spoil him with a strap on bigger than him, I think Chaz deserves to be fucked senseless into the mattress
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Chaz doesn't really see the point in teasing if you two aren't role-playing. He just wants to get straight to it. I mean..teasing the hell out of him until he's a whining, begging mess would be super cool though
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Apparently loud enough he can be heard from another room. I'd think if he's the top then it's just grunts and dirty talk from him, but when subbing all he can get out are higher pitched moans
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Doting on him during sex is actually a quick way to his heart. Sitting on his lap while teasingly stroking his cock and showering him in compliments, might make Chaz feel more things than he'd like to admit
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
I hope his word is to be believed. I really do hope his dick is huge
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is too high (relatable)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Kinda depends on when he has sex. If it's at night, then yeah I'd give him like a minute before he's out cold. During the day, he's gonna be worn out but not enough to fall asleep
