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I was in English class and everybody was giving speeches. All of my class had like 3 pages of beautiful writing and all presented brilliantly, but they all got D’s. It was my turn to go up and all I said was “Kermit the Frog”. I got an A.

curlsandstems

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

thewanderingnegro-deactivated20

“Whats your safe word?”

curlsandstems

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭

paninimami

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

trashg0d-deactivated20180217

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

justcariii

Lol i need to be his friend

southernbitchface

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

h3llraizer

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

“Ooo that’s cute”

decolonialtheoryandweed

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

saddestbpd

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

stagecoachjessi

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

mermaidsandcats29

These are WONDERFUL

stagecoachjessi

Two more of my favorites:

absolutelyaddictedpoldarky

These are great..made me smile😊💖

darkseraphscorner

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.

funnylime

why my hand shaky

sundial911

your skeleton is ready to hatch

funnylime

this is so fucking ominous thank you

galgorithm-deactivated20260512

saddest-cat-hours

Damn, save some for the rest of us

space-owl

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

dont-offend-the-bees

unstoppable force vs immovable object

benegesserwitch

starcrossed lovers

cosmic-aria

a challenger approaches:

haircutwizard

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

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red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

Please watch with sound omg

itsperegrine

I hate you for this.

ummquestion

I lost it at the computer error.

wikilifeadvice

limit pasta consumption

breastforce

blocked

just-shower-thoughts

Home is where the water tastes normal.

just-shower-thoughts

New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

tumblingtumbleleaves

Even though I stuffed up a bit I had heaps of fun with the choreography. I'll never forget this class

bearsister

Is there any hatred stronger than the rage kids get towards Barney the dinosaur as soon as they are just a little too old for Barney the dinosaur

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So, this guy, Martin Pistorius, fell into a coma when he was 12 years old and eventually awoke completely paralyzed, at least physically. He was misdiagnosed. Doctors believed he was in a completely vegetative state, but in reality, he had regained full consciousness and awareness. He just didn’t possess any motor function, so he couldn’t communicate to anyone that he was alive in there. He lived this way for 12 years before he overcame it by sheer force of will and was given the tools to communicate. He tells his story in his book, Ghost Boy. Since then he’s also been the subject of the first episode of Invisibilia on NPR and had his own TedTalk.

Anyway, the breaking point that incited his plan of escape was being forced to watch Barney reruns all day, everyday at his care center. Sitting in front of the TV, he learned to tell the time by the shadows on the wall. If he had time he could know when Barney would end. With the ability to measure his days, he was able to pull himself out of the void and ultimately start down the path to recovery. Today, Martin can communicate whatever he wants with the help of a computer program, but there’s one thing he can’t articulate: “I cannot even express to you how much I hated Barney.”

So it turns out that the primal hatred people have toward Barney is strong enough to pull a disembodied consciousness out of the abyss of existential despair and into the physical world out of pure spite