[reallyabitch]

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

[reallyabitch]

[reallyabitch]

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

[reallyabitch]

his royal swineness……………..

[kittens-jpg]

[coast-modern]

BIG

Focking

EARS

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[dovewithscales]

This is fucking awesome.

[klobbaklanks]

[prguitarman]

Who is she?

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[candiikismet]

So handsome! And happy!

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[blueklectic]

[capacity]

This is a very important camel toe gif of Keanu Reeves that I cherish a lot

[capacity]

[glitterguccistyles]

Harry in Muskoka, Ontario 

[feministism]

*rejected women’s rights.

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[redrunningfox]

@johnpaulbrammer

[thahalfrican]

I like my women how I like my comforters

Full/Queen.

[thahalfrican]

[t4t4terezi]

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo