Venatrix Serenus

[cannabutch]

the cinematography….

[viralfrog]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[viralfrog]

[friendofelphie]

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

[ruinedchildhood]

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

Vanilla Extract.

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

[chipjrwibignaturals]

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

[chipjrwibignaturals]

guys i installed a program to show me exactly where the data is hidden and i think i found it and youre never gonna believe it

todd howard im fucking coming for you

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[definitelynotaminion]

Someone made a loving parody of those speedruns and I didn’t realize how accurate it was, at first. Then I watched some speed runs and realized it’s genuinely what happens

Best 5 mins of your life

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[cute-animals-only]

[sighinastorm]

[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[mad-rieux]

[gorbling]

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

[gorbling]

Like

[roboticoperatingbud]

nah i got this bruv

[icky--sticky]

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

sdlkasjfkl

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Because DreamWorks was concerned about theological accuracy, Jeffrey Katzenberg (former Disney chairman) decided to call in Biblical scholars, Christian, Jewish, and Muslim theologians, and Arab American leaders to help his film be more accurate and faithful to the original story. After previewing the developing film, all these leaders noted that the studio executives listened and responded to their ideas, and praised the studio for reaching out for comment from outside sources.

The animation team for The Prince of Egypt included 350 artists from 34 different nations. Careful consideration was given to depicting the ethnicities of the ancient Egyptians, Hebrews, and Nubians properly.

Both character design and art direction worked to set a definite distinction between the symmetrical, more angular look of the Egyptians versus the more organic, natural look of the Hebrews and their related environments. The backgrounds department, headed by supervisors Paul Lasaine and Ron Lukas, oversaw a team of artists who were responsible for painting the sets/backdrops from the layouts. Within the film, approximately 934 hand-painted backgrounds were created.

THE PRINCE OF EGYPT (1998)

[insomniac-arrest]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

[ariespsyche]

kids shouldn’t be fighting your wars