I Hope You Didn't Come Here For Chill.

25❌Ohio❌She/They❌INFJ❌Cancer

[goth-queen]

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~

[swarnpert]

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

having a normal one applying for jobs rn

[citizen-zero]

I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[idontknownothin]

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

[julesverned]

Dracula 1897 is a sitcom

[nat-20s]

Worst part of Dracula Daily is I can't email my friend Jonathan Harker back being like

Subject: ???

Dear Jonathan,

BRUH?!?!?!

[vampalpatine-archive-deactivate]

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

[sunfortune]

[transfaguette]

Just in case you aren't clear on how things work, overturning Roe Vs. Wade will not make abortion illegal federally. Instead, it will give states the legal right to ban abortion, if they so choose, and many red states will attempt this if overturned. But, as of right now, the evening of May 2nd, no such decision has been made, there are no official proceedings, and nothing is set in stone. Now is the time to be loud.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[skepticalfrog]

seeing “balanced” takes on abortion makes me want to state for the record i love abortion. I love it. Unapologetically. I love all my friends who have had abortions and all the reasons they’ve had them. i love people who treat abortion flippantly I love people who have a lot of emotions about their abortion. I love people who will have only one abortion in their whole life and people who will have many. abortion is great, no caveats. Its not a moral quandary. if someone doesn’t want to be pregnant they should have safe access to rectifying the state of their own body

[unusualperidot]

my neighboors looking out the window and they see me in my apartment talking to myself like this

[mysharona1987]