Quomodo Ero Optimi Animi?

i like dicks (sidebar by Mattias Adolfsson)

[conceptofjoy]

fuuuck um maybe

[conceptofjoy]

say less.

[zoesupreme]

Thursday the 2

[zoesupreme]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

like where does it end

[cipheramnesia]

[lakevida]

in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[decamarks]

she's so cute in her little christmas hat...

[decamarks]

=)

[segamascott]

[bonesbeetle]

lies & falsehoods!

fixed it

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[moldavite]

romo (relief of missing out)

[jame7t]

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

[cryptotheism]

what is the secret?

[jame7t]

Oh no I’m not falling for the same shit he did

[katelyn-danger]

"portugal" isn't a real country, go back to bed

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[amygdalae]

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

[amygdalae]

[pyaasa]

[bunniope]

unfortunately i have been crucified on the outskirts of flavortown

[musclemanveryregular]

you know who else has been crucified on the outskirts of flavortown

[bunniope]

muscle man i'm gonna need you to cut me down from the cross before you talk about your mom

[fagcrisis]

really funny that legislators think banning phones in schools (IM HUNGARIAN THIS POST IS ABOUT HUNGARY) will in any way work bc i just remembered last yr my little sister and her friends who all had access to phones spent like a week Pissmaxxing. which is when they tried drinking as much water as they could during class and then spent the break seeing who could piss for the longest time. they had access to phones. they were doing this instead. like kids r never gonna pay attention in school theyre gonna pissmaxx instead

[apas-95]

man im from Jupiter and its really crazy how accurate the saying is lmao. yeah like the tourists suck. 90% of the time its boys and like, idk if its just being on vacation that does it, or if they just see the place as a theme park, but they act like fucking dipshits. yknow like some people have to live here, when you're up at 4am yelling in the street its like. for you its a great night, for me, I know who lives in that building, and that they've got a kid who's like 4 years old. right? it sucks when to everyone else, your home is the most amazing place, but, or like, because of that, you just want to leave and never see it again. ah, yeah, that's right, im trans. im hoping I can get a doctor's certificate so that I can go to college and hopefully get more knowledge