we’re trying our best

space mammoth is my new hero! she/her

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[ashenmind]

most surgery is cutting edge because they cut you. with edges

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[byjove]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[owenhcrper]

i just love all the stories about production on project hail mary. they didn't use a single green/blue screen in the whole film. they built the whole interior of the hail mary. the petrova line scene was done practically by putting infrared lights on a chicken wire cage. rocky's voice was one of the puppeteers because he did such a good job during filming that they couldn't imagine anyone else voicing him. and rocky was a practical puppet/animatronic! sandra huller picked sign of the times as her karaoke song and she asked her daughter if it was still a cool song. i just feel like there was so much love making this film and im obsessed

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[catboymuqing-moving]

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

[weirdnotal]

Every episode of buzzfeed unsolved:

[starskytohutch]

You put Hawkeye Pierce in that damn ER at the Pitt, and I promise you that's shit gonna be working like clockwork.

[tvdoctors]

M*A*S*H 1.04 • Chief Surgeon Who?

[aboutoriginality]

[ghostfillers]

do shane and ryan know that rhett and link are currently outside of the watcher office with binoculars looking for what they are going to steal

[wearewatcher]

please say sike