some spoopy lab things
in honor of the month of halloween
p=0.06
no more reagent left the day of your experiment
liquid nitrogen tank running out liquid nitrogen
sudden loud noise coming from centrifuge
large error bars
any clear solution looking cloudy
n=2
reviewer comments
an audience question that’s more of a 5 min statement
writing grants
paywalls
spills
leaks
being off by one 0
HeLa cell or mycoplasma contamination
transferring a western blot the opposite way oops
titrations
the job market
I would like to add strange noises in the autoclave as well
Autoclaves are spoopy af
oh my GOD i hate autoclaves. i’m convinced every single one of them is haunted. don’t care if it’s brand new and was made today. still haunted.
I would like to add:
-nitrogen tank dewer depressurizing
-Aspergillus niger contamination….everywhere
-glass shattering
-putting round bottom flasks on a rotovap and hoping they don’t implode
T1 is a phage (bacteria-virus) that isn’t destroyed by drying and is fucking tenacious. If it gets in your lab, it will hang around in your dishes, equipment, walls, ventilation shafts, fume hood, etc. It’s not dangerous to humans, but it will ruin all of your E. coli plates for months or years. Most bacteriologists don’t want phage worked with in their labs, ever, because they’re scared of things like T1. (Practically no one works with it for this reason.) If it contaminates your lab, you have to clean out every surface with bleach, formaldehyde gas, etc. While cleaning out the decades-old freezers in the lab basement, we found a tiny eppendorf tube, entombed in parafilm, inside a sealed plastic bag, inside a falcon tube, which was sealed with parafilm. This falcon tube was labeled in block letters “T1: DO NOT OPEN.”
We threw it into the fires of the autoclave without messing with it. It was one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.
















