shenanigasm

EVERYBODY KNWOS SHIT FUCK

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

snack bar

[ewaneneollav]

[veraxplus]

Bro, what the fuck is going on here?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did you know

Portland has a Doctor Who themed bar/restaurant called The Tardis Room where they do all the stuff superwholock kids talk about like serve themed food and have trivia nights and according to almost every review its one of the worst places on earth

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my favorite review started cold with “it’s sadder on the inside”

[byjove]

I’ve never seen an environment with a sadder aura.

[yandedoki-sox-deactivated201812]

“What if tumblr was a bar!?”

[michigrim]

This is from a manga about girls that are assault rifles, not a training manual on operating an AR15 type carbine as you’d expect.

[doomy]

are you fucking kidding me

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[speedlimit15]

[justanothergreyface]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do not just assume that the Democrats are going to win…the only way we can GUARANTEE that the Democrats make gains in these midterms is for people to go out and vote

Whatever the polls say, get out there and vote democrat, whereever you are

Do not just assume that they’ll “Definitely win” and so it doesn’t matter if you go out and vote or not

[ghiraheeheeheem]

This is still just as funny even though I haven’t watched Naruto in years.

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[mens-rights-activia]

[cybercrimer]

you guys hear they’re releasing new tarot cards?

[cybercrimer]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[vgadvisor]

[zackisontumblr]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[woodmeat]

You know what? Fuck it I’m literally gonna say it. Shoop da woop

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved