crossdressers
~ C r o s s d r e s s e r s ~
big spoon/little spoon: Usually Amber is the little spoon but they like to switch it up. Sometimes Charlie really doesn’t mind being the little spoon with Amber’s muscles holding him.
favorite non-sexual activity: Catching pokemon, new types are found everyday, they gotta try to out best each other.
who uses all the hot water: Charlie usually does but if Amber is really disgustingly dirty and Charlie ‘commands’ she shower, she uses it all up out of spite and waits for the wailing scream of the boy that takes the shower next.
most trivial thing they fight over: AEVERYTHING. They really do butt heads about almost everything, mostly about hygiene,clothing, sir shithead.
who does most of the cleaning: Charlie, Amber is usually too much of a caveman.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Both but then not, one will demand it at the time and be like no i’m watching this and dvring something else at the moment, causing the other to go behind their back and deleting things to make room for their own. Another thing to fight about.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Charlie, he can talk and act like a human while Amber will also try to be civil but then end up in the mode of, YOU WANNA GO? YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW, IM A GYM LEADER BITCH.
who steals the blankets/sheets: Amber and she doesn’t even use them, she just ends up rolling from her side to her back while taking the sheets/blankets with her and Charlie has to suffer by trying to get close and kinda sneak back into.
who leaves their stuff around: Amber, Charlie leaves his mess in the bedroom with clothes and bathroom being with products of hair , meanwhile Amber will leave clothes anywhere and forks n plates somewhere in the bathroom, did you know Charlie found a bra hanging in the kitchen once?
who remembers to buy the milk: Charlie, if he didn’t he would know when Amber tried to drink it from the carton and realize it’s gone bad, always saying that’s what you get for doing that.
who remembers anniversaries: Charlie. He can get really anal about the dates and expect her to remember them at first only to realize if he’s really lucky she will remember if not he’ll be dropping hints really hard for the entire month.
who cooks normally?: Again Charlie, he is basically the stay at home wife, he has to pass his time some how. Also this way he knows Amber didn’t poison the food with her ‘spices’ or ‘secret ingredients’ .
how often do they fight?: YES, I mean, a lot, again they have so many little things to pick apart about each other, honestly they don’t know why they like each other so much.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Battles, Contests, BEATING UP KIDS WHO WANTS THE GYM BADGE, getting beaten up by their pokemon, mining for fossils, shopping for new clothes.
nicknames for each other?: They like to mock each other a lot, prissy boy, caveman, ms doubtfire, swamp monster, etc
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Charlie, Amber likes to be a bum but sometimes she’s also like I GOT THIS I BEAT UP A KID TODAY, TOOK ALL HIS MONEY, then feel bad realizing that’s a little harsh and how she destroyed that kid’s dreams.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Joke gifts mostly, but sometimes in a rare bluemoon they actually get something the other likes, like a cute keychain for Charlie, or a rune/rock/stone he found for her.
who kissed who first?: Both... it was an accident mostly, thanks to sir shithead hitting one into the other, never did they looked so pissed and conflicted but also upset to the point they were both speechless.
who made the first move?: Amber, trying to hit on this dumb guy without making him flip his lid about anything and causing another fight was always fun.
who remembers things?: Charlie, he’s like a fucking elephant, he’ll never forget.
who started the relationship?: Charlie probably acknowledged it happening there for he started it but Amber probably actually was the one to be like we should actually do this.
who cusses more?: Amber, Charlie still swears but he also tries to be ladylike so most the time it’s holding it in or saying something like izzy swears.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Either laugh or change the battle into a team battle so they can whoop that person’s ass. They are a great couple I swear.
