Musings of a Mad Robot

This will serve as a place where I can post random rants and raves as well as artistic ideas.

[ankle-beez]

This is fucking beautiful

[noblethorne]

That's hella awesome effort for a song in a cartoon, reminds me of this Meatloaf song. https://youtu.be/xFvcUjgCOuQ

[skelebee]

idea: a video game called Wake Up and you have to escape from various dreams I’ve had

[noblethorne]

The next dark souls !

[actualmermaid]

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

[thepioden]

[noblethorne]

Random observation. Quagausire’s tail looks like a blue hotdog and blue bun.

[universalequalityisinevitable]

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

[disquietingtruths]

Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!

[soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow]

1. Kill alpha male types 2. Achieve world peace

Got it.

[driftingfocus]

I’ve actually read a lot of Sapolsky’s work.  He’s one of my favorite scientists in the neuro/socio world.

[jhameia]

I just watched the documentary and there is so much more about the troop that isn’t in this photoset—not only does the troop have a culture of little aggression and greater cooperation, but any incoming jerk baboons learned within a few months that their shitty behaviour was in no way acceptable, that the troop only rewarded sociability, and they changed accordingly. 

[noblethorne]

Make babies with the cool headed guys

[hipsterzombiesquad]

This needed its own post because as cute and funny as this is, I hope its one of the last times she feels this threatened around us. All I wanted to do was clean your tank, Kate. I didn’t mean to give you a frighten.

[noblethorne]

That's not lord helix, that's a deceiving snake type!

[micromys]

[noblethorne]

That's a weird looking llama

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[actualjackmorrison-archive-blog]

I’M THE DRAGON BORN :D

[paladinodanse-deactivated201708]

I’m Dante from devil may cry 3 :o

[paperwick]

I farm good cause I Stardew Valley’d.

[kiwilapple]

I can turn garbage into weapons?

[rad-puppeteer]

Hopefully saving the world doesn’t involve fishing because I, as a farmer that explores caves, had neglected that skill. Again.

[piraticalpsyche]

Last played saints row and we all know how that ends (a bday party narrated by Jane Austen)

[meangirlnurse]

i am a regular human attorney

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Sonic but not even a good Sonic

[ask-oscar-and-femoz]

I’m a master thief

[seann-aon-son-of-the-celts]

…steve

[dr-oobleck-isms-blog]

Yoshi.

[kali-isms]

((Last thing I played was Garry’s mod. Am I the player, or the player-model? It’s a Ruby Rose model so am I now Ruby?))

[siegfriedgrimm]

Creative mode…..ALL THE ENCHANTS!

[definitelyyessnakedemons]

Erika from Eldarya. I have nothing but the power of hilariously bad decisions.

[ekarusryndren-deactivated201812]

…The Postal Dude, from Postal 2: Paradise Lost

…I just had to check tumblr. BEHOLD THE MIGHTY POWERS OF A GUNSHOT TO THE HEAD AND ALLLLLL THE PISS.

[distortedgirl66]

COMMANDER SHEPARD!!!! This is my my specialty! Oh… wait… oh no IM GONNA DIE!

[noblethorne]

I can tame prehistoric animals that run through and alert the enemy camp I'm trying sneak into, killing us both in the process.

[divintrix]

[ghostwitchhh]

weirdly appropriate.

[noblethorne]

There are no weeds, just plants humans deem undesirable.

[noblethorne]

Light of the Guardians

Random thought I had this morning I felt like sharing, it's probably too late for Bungie to implement this but perhaps they'll be doing something similar. So our characters we've played as throughout Destiny will be playable in Destiny 2 but our armor, weapons, and our experience will stay behind. I believe they've given a canon explanation for why our equipment in the item locker won't carry over, that doesn't really cover the equipment that we carry or wear. Here's what I can picture as a good canon reason for why our equipped equipment and experience won't carry over. The Traveler must be damaged or further weakened than what it was in Destiny 1, hence the Cabal are able to get past the protection offered by the Traveler and attack the last city directly. In the aftermath of the attack the guardians sacrifice the light tied to their armor and weapons and the light generated from their own struggles in attempt to revive/repair the Traveler. This could be an opportunity for an awesome inclusive cutscene, in which you see your equipment get converted into light and carried off to the Traveler by your Ghost, along with the light gathered by hundreds of other guardians. It'd be an awesome display of Bungie's tech prowess if the guardians around your guardian were other players equipped with the equipment they last wore. It'd be a dignified way to give closure to the players' journey through Destiny 1 and to show that our journey had a canonical impact on the Destiny universe.

[noblethorne]

Fail because I got scared when he picked up speed towards my boot. Probably trying to get to cover. Also a fail on the tumblr algorithm that processes videos, I uploaded this twice because the first time it was rejected for being sexually explicit content. Maybe because of the crack in the side walk?

[noblethorne]

Parasitic wasp trying to find a place to drop off a cricket, I feel bad that I interrupted it's process but I can't let it get into the medical supplies at work. It got scarred and left the cricket behind, I swept it up and put it outside kinda hoping that it would resume its process.

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Snake gets lost in endless tunnel of skin after shedding malfunction

Employees at an Australian reptile exhibit said they had never seen anything like it – a Stimson’s Python managed to get trapped in its own shedding skin, forming an endless, circular tunnel

I fee like this headline unintentionally sums up a lot about 2016

[deceptipup]

this is an actual ouroboros i dont know how to tell you this and i dont know what an ouroboros actually signifies but we are absolutely fucked

[noblethorne]

Westworld automatic rattling snake malfunction. "Let's get these bugs fixed people, before we open the park to patrons!"

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