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woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

jacky-killian

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

obfuscatingintelligence

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

viviantimmet

(via @yellowocaballero)

real-language-facts

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

draconym

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

humiliationvictim

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

ornerycrab

Oh you were a gifted child and now you're a loser? Well I was supernaturally experimented on alongside 12 other abducted children and became the lone survivor and dubbed "The Lost Sibling" and now I'm the assistant manager at a struggling small town Wendy's

cryptotheism

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.