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[loveridden1999]

i miss the time when people did not use ai for every fucking thing (the time being literally 2 years ago)

[prokopetz]

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

[prokopetz]

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

[froxictog]

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

[libraford]

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

[libraford]

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

[libraford]

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

[crazysodomite]

painters throughout history have produced millions of static paintings yet very few actual Stories

rug weavers throughout history have made millions of rugs but very few actual Stories

musicians have made millions of pieces of music but very few actual Stories

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[glubby]

[tealsather]

A little kiss 🍎

[tealsather]

My manager asked if I've been drawing anything recently and I didn't have it in me to explain whatever this is lol

[tealsather]

👁️LOVE👁️

[tealsather]

Hot-Sune Miku/ あついねミク

[tealsather]

A very useful tool

[nonlynear]

i get so gay off that whatever you got

[turing-tested]

i would go on pinterest more but i feel like its no good for me. in the same way eating an entire pecan pie every day might be fucking awesome but for my spiritual and psychological health should not consume so much images i like so quickly and readily. oh waiterrrrrrrr another perfectly curated image please , 10 million of them in fact....... its just not right. you understand

[probablytart]

Ok... but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar...

This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone.

[pompomposting]

he is an impacted wisdom tooth

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl