[catcrumb]

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[chickensnack]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[irish-american-chan]

Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[skinilivein]

[iamoutofideas]

[whitemacklemore]

MACKLEMORE = Man I'm A Crazy Guy! Let's Always Have Fun Really Energeticly

[deathwarlock]

I sit backwards on the toilet to pee because it's like peeing standing up sitting down

[the-real-skeletor]

What about shitting

[deathwarlock]

laying down

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

strange women online, posting in riddles

[jynxycodone]

Those memes that go like talking about gender with trans people vs talking about gender with cis people ring less and less true every year considering the amount of trans people who are still seemingly stuck at cooties

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i fucking loveeee having a body. and all the associated earthly delights

[papayajuan2019]

delusion isn't even real

[davidgahan]

Little Dragons in Medieval Marginalia💚💙❤️💜 so tiny and monstrous🖤

[micheads]

[phaeton-flier]

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that