꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦ @keyssette - Tumblr Blog

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

targetedknowledge

#laughing rule

nyquilnap

this is all thats left of her

#q #laughing rule

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

if you got to antarctica and you went outside you firstyour eyes freeze out and then your balls freeze off and you fall to your knees they shatter and you lay there and you get a boner and it freezes off. polar bear crushes yyou

#laughing rule

bgm05

Quite tickled by the idea of having a massive green gorilla couch that you only sit on when smoking weed and the weed leaves a miasmic stain on the gorilla couch

#laughing rule

memorycycle

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

kushblazer666

i just went to play this video and it made me click a box saying i wasnt gonna kill myself and then it gave me a 15 second ad for granola bars

rabbithaver

one of the things i love the most about Vintage Story is the fact that pretty much every aspect of the gameplay experience is accounted for in the lore. players in VS are not human, they're beings called Seraphs that, while human-shaped, are much taller and have unnatural skin tones (grays, greens, blues.) so, for example...

the chat function? oh, yeah, Seraphs can communicate with each other telepathically over vast distances!

logging out of a world? yeah, Seraphs are somewhat divorced from the flow of time. they can just blip out of existence and then come back as if nothing happened.

respawning after death? well, Seraphs always come back. death is unnatural to them.

spawning in a new world for the first time? of course, it's well known that Seraphs just abruptly appear out of nowhere with no prior memories, and no one knows why. perhaps as you explore, you'll find out what happened...

#q

speedlimit15

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

the-omnishambles

Just remembering the time @confusinglyamusingly took me to a disused former nuclear bunker in Essex for my birthday and we saw the most ominous fucking sign I’ve ever seen in my life

exwife-of-frankenstein

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#😵‍💫

homunculus-argument

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.