the omnishambles

from bean to cup, you fuck up | 30s, UK, she/her | omnishambles on Ao3

[the-omnishambles]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It starts raining in thin, steady sheets as River steps down from the train. The email had not been overflowing with information: pack for all weathers, no mobile phones, date and time of departure, board Paddington, change Newport, final stop Ludlow, wait. It had also told him not to be followed. River endures assault courses, psychological torment and bad food at MI5 residential training, with only James 'Spider' Webb to cheer him up. He's fucked.

My fic for @the-grey-books Slow Horses Big Bang 2025 is now up! With art to follow from @hr-twink 💫

[hotvampireadjacent]

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

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[destinationtoast]

AO3 creators... have you ever posted something you didn't want associated with your main account?*

Yes - created a separate account

Yes - posted anonymously

Yes - orphaned it after posting

Yes - posted it under a different pseud (but clearly linked to my main)

Yes - Multiple of the above

No - I don't have fanworks I feel that way about

No - I do have fanworks I feel that way about but don't post them at all

I didn't know about these options and am going to go learn a thing

Vanilla extract /answers please

Remaining time: 3 days 5 minutes

*Could be something kinky, dark, "weird," off-brand in some way, etc! But I'm not talking about "I split up my different fandoms into different pseuds" or something else where it's purely an organizational preference.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[dykescully]

it's going to be 34 degrees today and i just had to leave a comment and object to the local council consulting on planning permission for whether they should fell four hundred trees and remove a park and ride service for hospital employees in order to build a fucking data centre. i am so tired. we need to start killing

[rivercartwrong]

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[alexanderwales]

I used the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" and then thought "what the hell is a tenterhook".

It's these things! So when you're waiting on tenterhooks, you're stretched tight like a piece of cloth. Very evocative, now that I know what it means.

[headspace-hotel]

like 40% of english idioms are just Textiles Again

[speedlimit15]

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[susandsnell]

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

[susandsnell]

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

[floranada-a-sense-of-place]

Train Journey Royal Scotsman

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[havingapoemwithyou]

Swimming, One Day in August by Mary Oliver

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[classic-simpsons]