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☭ Слава Советскому Союзу и Коммунистической партии Советского Союза. ☭ (По закону я обязан сообщить вам, что этот аккаунт не связан с КГБ, ФСБ или СВР.) ☭ English translation: Glory to the Soviet Union and the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. (By law, I am required to inform you that this account isn't affiliated with the KGB, FSB, or SVR.)

[kgboffical]

Watching America right now is genuinely painful. How is the government even WORSE than it was in, about, the 1980s.

Christ.

[transmascmarypoppins]

hey puter, what is the cia really? what is the kgb really? and do they kiss under the moonlight sometimes?

the CIA is a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife (/ref) and also the American intelligence agency that handles foreign threats and can't legally operate on American soil. We've seen how well that's gone historically, though (not well at all. See JFK assassination, MK-ULTRA, and sister projects of MK-ULTRA.)

The KGB was this huge intelligence organisation that, from an American perspective, looked like a monster of an agency that encompassed duties that would be handled by separate agencies in the US (like that of the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service). They had a massive amount of foreign, political, and domestic power, leading them to be both respected and feared by Soviet citizens. This agency is also where the Red Scare stereotype of scary Russian spies comes from.

Did they kiss under the moonlight, historically speaking? I mean, it probably happened at least once, probably in a honey trapping context.

The USSR used honey trapping, both KGB and Stasi (DDR secret police).

but if you're asking if I ship them? absolutely bro. Rivals and lovers KGB/CIA 100k angst with a bittersweet ending when

[betaphannie]

guys what does this say i have no clue

[attackofjak]

@official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

I’d tell you but it’s confidential 

[ask-mk-ultra-guineapig]

I'm curious.. is Adler stink? Idk why I fear he didn't smell nice at all.. greasy kind of smell.. I'm so sorry for you having to deal with the west.

he smelled of cigarettes... it's not bad, or what you would call 'stinky'. just hard to get it out of your head if you stay close to him for too long.

[ask-mk-ultra-guineapig]

I won.

post

[kgboffical]

i'm surprised i haven't seen you before, Товарищ . maybe I've just found my people

Здравствуй, товарищ.

It isn't surprising to us. Generally, we don't interact with the other accounts relating to intelligence work on here; I have nothing polite to say to the CIA. Mostly, this account is used for posting things related to Soviet holidays and answering any questions the people may have.

It's nice to see you again, Bell.)

[ask-mk-ultra-guineapig]

Who do you think truly won the space race during the Cold War?

(( ooc : porpousely shitty edit, just for this

not political!! ))

[bitchard-nixon]

This is maybe my favorite historical photo ever

[izvletchenie]

“It is pleasing, joyful to realize that the war is no longer there, but it is somehow unusual.”

"Приятно, радостно сознавать, что войны уже нет, но как-то непривычно."

from the war diary by Red Army captain Alexander Khoroshunov

[sovietpaintings]

Салют Победы | Victory Firework;

Pyotr Ossovsky, 1985.

[dominiqueramseyart]

Deep waters, i'm drowning in deep waters, slowly drowning me deeper

2023

[orbitalarchives]

Yuri Gagarin, the first person in space.

On 9 March 1934, Yuri Gagarin was born in the small village of Klushino, in what was then the Soviet Union. From humble beginnings, Gagarin would eventually become an officer in the Soviet Air Forces and be selected as a cosmonaut after rigorous testing on 18 January 1961.

On 12 April 1961, he made history aboard Vostok 1, becoming the first human to journey into outer space. During the flight, Gagarin completed a single orbit around Earth, demonstrating that humans could survive and work in space. His achievement marked a major milestone in the space race and made him an international hero overnight.

After his historic flight, Gagarin continued to work with the Soviet space program, training other cosmonauts and promoting space exploration worldwide. Tragically, he died in a training flight on 27 March 1968, but his legacy as a pioneer of human spaceflight endures to this day.

[zlatacveta]

С днём космонавтики, друзья! Слава Советскому Союзу!

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[kgboffical]

*shows you a Polaroid of the most intense gay sex you've ever seen in your life*

does this seem like a good torture method?

[kgboffical]

*shows you a Polaroid of the most intense gay sex you've ever seen in your life*

does this seem like a good torture method?

[threedollarsdotcom]

Secret agent comes out of retirement for one last job: to take out jakey