I don't know how I should title this..

I aspire to become a crazy scientist/cat lady

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[pukicho]

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

[xaran-alamas]

Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

[kgouztog]

A guy told me today that I look like someone who always knows if you have to push or pull a door, then he gave me a thumbs-up and left.

[great-and-small]

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

[pukicho]

it is fucking terrifying seeing a post you made like 0.2 seconds ago, and just refreshing it again and again and seeing it go up like 10 likes every second. less than a second even

I command you all, make this go up

[pukicho]

more

[pukicho]

MORE

[pukicho]

I am like a wizard casting fucked up spells

[ineffablegallyfreyanimpala221b]

Only 28 days to wait...

[pukicho]

organic 

[nyancrimew]

what if i blazed this post fucked, not so organic anymore is it?

[nyancrimew]

get fucked yellow rat

[pukicho]

why do you use tumblr light mode

I have been on this site since 2013, I am not brave enough to change my ways

[sharky-unknown]

Pussy

[pukicho]

You're scared of a slightly brighter screen bitch.

[bogeywife]

[pukicho]

yeah

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[i-am-a-fish]

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

[everysongineverykey]

G!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an A!!!

[gerryasingerardway]

A!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a T!!!

[wrailf]

T!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an O!!!

[burnt-to-ashes]

O!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an R!!!

[runnin-out-oftime]

R!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me another A!!!

[magicalrebelchild]

A!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a D!!!

[silvakss]

D!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

And give me an E!!!

[devoidofspace]

E!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s that spell??!!

[amllama]

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?